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27 [M4F] #Dallas and #Fort Worth - Ready for Spring Breeding
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MakerOfBumps is a male age 27 looking for a female in Dallas, TX
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It’s already warming back up in DFW, so I’ve already planted my garden. Obvious seed planting puns aside, the fact remains that spring is breeding season. If that thought is on your mind, too, then we should probably talk. Hopefully, I’d like to find a woman my age or just a bit younger that wants to settle down, get married, and buy a big house with the goal of making a baby in every room, but I could also be convinced to be a donor for a couple or stable single mom. Or, if you just want to scratch the itch with a few playful creampies… I could be bothered to do that, too.

About me: I’m 6’1” and 225 pounds of mostly muscle. While I am in good shape, I won’t pretend that I’m a long distance runner; I’m more made for building things and power cuddles, if that makes sense. I’m a highly educated and successful engineer, too, so you can relax and enjoy a pampered pregnancy knowing you have a smart, healthy baby in your belly. Speaking of pampering, I’m an extremely good cook, so I’m actually looking forward to cooking for your pregnancy cravings. Of course, I hope that leads to lazy Sunday mornings satisfying other cravings with a happily knocked up wife… but forgive me for daydreaming.

I’m also white with brown hair and slightly unusual green-brown eyes, if you were wondering about my color palette. All together, I’m considered classically handsome.

About you: 22-28ish, smart, kind, and in decent shape, too. I’m hoping you’re as enthusiastic about getting pregnant as I am to make you so. Maybe just a bit nerdy, too. I know that’s a lot to ask, but I have a lot to offer, too. If you’re just looking for a donor, some criteria may be loosened, of course.

So, let me know if you’re interested, and let’s not let the birds and bees have all the fun this spring!

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