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Hello [USERNAME]!
Welcome to [INSERT DATING SITE NAME HERE]! We hope you enjoy your stay today and have a good look around at our available singles. We currently have [1] single people for you to browse!
There is no fee to use this service and no hidden charges! All we ask is that you come and have a good time. With that please feel free to take a look around and if we may, here is someone we think you might like based on your preferences and a full personality scan we took off you when you clicked on this post.... Please ignore that, our automated software may be experiencing issues
Please welcome our first single, their name is [Inspirational_Regret]!
Now let's get the basics out of the way in a nice little bullet point type list.
- Sex: Male
- Age: 27
- Species: Human
- Sexuality: Bi-Curious
- Star Sign: Aquarius
- Nationality: British
- Location: UK
- Height: 6'0
- Weight: Dad Bod
- Children: 0
- Hair Colour: Brown
- Hair Length: Short
- Facial Hair: Stubble
- Eye Colour: Blue
- Smoker: No
- Drug User: No
- Drinker: No
- Tattoos: 0
- Piercings: 0
Sounds like a good match right? Though if you're hooked on those bullet points there is more to this match! Shall we go into a few more details?
This single has many positives that make them a good match! according to the scan we took of you Again please ignore our software, we are experiencing issues
So this single is [A Gamer]: That's right, this single is [A fan of playing video games (badly) and is a huge fan of games such as Assassin's Creed, Minecraft, GTA, Saints Row, Wolfenstein, Life Is Strange, Far Cry, Mafia, Forza, Deus Ex, Tomb Raider, Fallout and so many more!] Doesn't that sound wonderful!
This single also enjoys [TV, Movies & YouTube], that's right [USERNAME] this single is a fan of the following [Doctor Who, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, House Of The Dragon, Marvel, James Bond, The Inbetweeners, Yogscast, Sidemen and so many more!] Oh just imagine the evenings.
A major positive to this single is that they know how to [Cook]! That's right this person has a basic understanding of [The kitchen] and knows how to [cook Sunday Roast Dinner, Spaghetti Bolognese, anything from a cookbook and more], isn't that romantic.
Another positive is that this single is [Adventurous], that's right, this single likes [To go on random adventures, explore and learn something new], so exciting!
A few other bits of information given by this single is that they [can drive], are [somewhat domesticated] and [live alone].
Now with any product or person there are, let's say disadvantages but according to our totally legitimate facial personality scan these are not actually disadvantages but positives to you, very interesting, let's see what they are shall we?
This single considers themselves [Open-minded] which to some can be a negative, but to you is apparently a really good personality trait, we believe you two will have lots of fun exploring what this means.
Now interestingly this single also considers themselves a [Switch], now we're not 100% sure what this means but according to you, this is a positive.
This single has wished to add the following bit of information. They are [Monogamous-ish], we did ask them to expand on this but their reply was [This can be discussed through messages] which we believe to be fair.
Finally this single has stated they would potentially like children in the future and based on your preferences, so might you, what a great match.
Now this single has their own preferences for a potential match which we will list here!
- Sex: Female
- Age: 22 - 32
- Species: Human / Alien
- Sexuality: Please Select
- Star Sign: Please Select
- Nationality: Please Select
- Location: Please Select
- Height: Please Select
- Weight: Please Select
- Children: 0
- Hair Colour: Please Select
- Hair Length: Please Select
- Facial Hair: No
- Eye Colour: Please Select
- Smoker: No
- Drug User: No
- Drinker: Please Select
- Tattoos: 0
- Piercings: Please Select
That seems to be it for this single! If you have found a single you like then please continue down this post and fill in the application form provided, we hope to hear from you and enjoy your chosen single!
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Unfortunately we have no other singles to show you otherwise they would appear here, lucky you!
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APPLICATION FORM
Unfortunately due to us only having [1] single left the majority of this form has been automatically completed
I [USERNAME] have shown interest in [Inspirational_Regret] and wish to apply for the following position [Girlfriend / Wife / Soulmate]. My age is [INPUT HERE] and I am from [INPUT HERE].
Please state here why you are interested in [Inspirational_Regret]: [PLEASE WRITE HERE]
Please state here what you are looking for in a relationship with [Inspirational_Regret]: [PLEASE WRITE HERE]
Thank you for your answers. If you could please submit this form to your chosen singles inbox that would be greatly appreciated.
We hope you are happy with our service, if not please file a complaint with [INSERT DATING SITE NAME HERE] complaints department otherwise please leave a positive review, your feedback is important to us.
Thank you for using [INSERT DATING SITE NAME HERE], we hope you enjoy your new single!
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