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27 [M4F] #Dallas - ‘Tis the Season
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MakerOfBumps is a male age 27 looking for a female in Dallas, TX
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It’s that time of year where we have to hear about all about Mrs. Clays’ cookies, that Santa has quite the sack, and who was just a little too naughty. Honestly? Christmas is crazy sexually charged, and it all seems to revolve around getting pregnant, too. I mean, why else is Santa coming down your chimney and not through the back door? Those stockings have to get stuffed somehow.

So, if you don’t mind dirty dad jokes… then hi! I’m really hoping to find a woman who enjoys breeding and pregnancy just as much as I do. I’d like to put a ring on her finger and a baby in her belly. Not to sound like my Hinge profile, but I hope she’s smart enough to make bright kids, funny enough to offset my terrible jokes, and athletic enough to handle some heavy babymaking. If that sounds like you, then please send me a Chat or DM. I really don’t mind either method. I wouldn’t mind being a donor for the right person, but I’m really looking forward to the long term stuff.

Anyway, the basics about me are that I’m 27, 6’1”, and about 220 pounds of mostly muscle. I’m white with brown hair and eyes, and I’m considered classically handsome. I’m a highly educated engineer, so if you add all that up, I’d like to think I could make a very strong genetic contribution! I know you might want a picture, but I’ll send that after we chat a bit just to make sure we’re at least on the same page.

Anyway, remember that only Grinches pull out, and the best presents don’t need to be wrapped. If you’re interested, please reach out! Maybe this time next year we’ll trade your birth control for egg nog and be snuggle up to make the first of many presents under the tree.

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