Originally, I was never going to post something. But I figured that this would be good to test the waters.

Hello there! If you’re reading this and are looking for someone committed and ready to become your shy alt wife and stay at home mom, I’m your lady~!

A fair warning: I am not your average lady. I don’t exactly like the phrasing, but for better or worse it will be a fact.

I’m 6 foot tall! It’s a rather important fact. So if I ask for your height, it is for reference 😅 I’m not a small woman by many means though I have been trying to become smaller with great success!

If I were to describe myself to those who may be reading, I am a person who values justice and fairness. I think some find me as headstrong and stuck in my ways. To others, a bit sharp tongued, blunt, aloof. However, to many I have been told I’m kind, compassionate, and patient. I feel like I can’t place all my personality with one group of people. If you want someone interesting regardless of the outcome, I believe I fit that bill.

My dream future is to find someone that I can give myself wholly to. Outside the kink. I want to be partners in crime. I want to be able to stay at home and keep our home feeling like home. My husband coming home, relieved he has nothing to worry about. A warm meal to come home and someone he loves deeply waiting for him. He’s as happy to see me as I am to see him. With kids bounding towards him as he walks through the door. I’ll watch, thinking about how much I’m grateful to have met you and be able to help provide such a wonderful life for the both of us. You have someone you’d give anything for, and you would have someone that would never ask for all that.

Prefer to stick to the area. Family is an important pillar that I need in my life so for the first little while I would like to stay where I can be easily reached.

I won’t admit to being perfect. Nobody is. I believe that love can be something worked at and forged. I want someone to put in as much effort as I will. I’m not asking for someone to fix me. I’ll just ask for someone patient and understanding enough to work with me. I have no problem telling you what I’m feeling or communicating so long as the proper space is given. We should feel like we can communicate with

Which brings up something I should be forthright with. I have ADHD and Anxiety. I have not been in a romantic relationship. I have talked to potentials but as of writing this I have not been on even a date. My first kiss may still be up for grabs XD I say this because I come off to my potential suitors as a scared fawn. Honestly, it might be the best approach🤣🤣🤣 It will take time for me to be that boundless cheeriness to show but I think if that’s something you like, you won’t be disappointed.

Another note I wanted to add. These two things make it so I think differently than you. Our brains may be wired differently. If you’re the type to get hung up on logic, I would suggest to walk away. I am a logical person, but I tend to talk through my logic aloud. So sometimes it doesn’t make sense because I’m trying to figure it out as well 🤣 this means I will seem to get upset and cry frequently. However! My tears are not always a sign of sadness. Overwhelming emotions, positive or negative, tend to make me tear up. Of course, I don’t do this in public but it will be something to keep in mind as I open up and talk through voice call.

I digress. This makes me much more fluttery, to say the least. I’ll definitely be a buzzing bee whether it’s doing something I enjoy or you may find yourself on the receiving end of an info dump about various interests such as (as of current interests)

Historical accuracies and inaccuracies of the clothing in Hogwarts Legacy.

Psychology breakdowns from police interrogations videos where I explain their line of thought and their body language and how much I think they’re lying.

And the classic thing I can always info dump/vent/babble/complain about is The Last of Us II. I’m not saying we can’t get along but I will know not to take your movie recommendations. 😂😂😂😂

This prompt may sound off to some. I may not be your someone but I don’t want to waste time and try to lie about all these things anymore. You will learn of them one day. I rather put them all on anxious but firm display and if you think you can make it work then please message! I’m looking for someone who accepts all of these flaws and sees them as something beautiful. I want to do the same for you but it’s going to require so much of us. I am ready to put in all the work for someone who is going to be there when the going gets tough. It’ll be us against the world!

For what I’m looking for in terms of looks, I’m not picky I think. I just want to be able to look at you and not be turned away. I don’t tend to find many people physically attractive off the bat. However I will ask for a picture relatively quickly!

There are some traits I find attractive and will heighten your chances!

A deeper voice. If you can sing, deep voice or not, extra points! I used to be in choir and I long to be able to fulfill a pipe dream of being able to sing a duet with the one I love ❤️

5’7”-6’4” I think it’s rather fair given my height but if you’re shorter than that, shoot your shot!

Red hair, brown eyes combo. I think it’s just so pretty honestly. 😂😂😂

Broad shoulders.

While I don’t mind what you look like now, I will be putting effort into the way I look so I do expect the same. I’d love to make it a goal we accomplish together! Whatever progress we had before wouldn’t matter!

If you’ve read to the end, thank you from the bottom of my heart for taking the time to read this. If you think I’m the one you are looking for, please send me a message! Please message me the word ‘Ellie’ so I know you’ve read through everything!

Edit: Please send me a detailed intro! This is your best foot forward! I won’t be responding to messages I find aren’t engaging. I will ask anyone older than 36 or under 21 to please not message me.