I've always had the biggest crushes on the fun-sized and buxom ladies in my orbit of friends - and I still have that secret fantasy about a casual and flirtatious relationship with the more vertically challenged among the female populace. So who am I looking for?

- Under 5'4" with ‘uniquely’ distributed proportions. Ample enough assets to burst the standard first 5 letters of the alphabet (F? G? H?!). Mutual attraction is key. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risqué stuff gets involved.

- Witty, flirty, educated, loves to read, enjoys pets, useless facts and bad jokes!

- Disease, drug and smoke free.

- Takes care of themselves (mentally and physically), enjoys those lazy days in comfy oversized clothes but isn't above spontaneously dressing up and showing off for the right person.

- Understands that being attached and stable doesn't mean the desire for new adventures goes away. We all have our unique reasons for being here - and I do not expect us to damage our existing lives or relationships (if you are in one). This should be a fun escape between two consenting adults.

- Shares my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, flirting, lingerie, oral, enjoys extended sessions of foreplay and wouldn't mind a male partner focusing extra attention on their breasts and nipples.

- Proximity to the Frederick/ Hagerstown, MD and/or South/ Central PA region would be ideal but I'm perfectly fine with long distance / Online only.

Who am I?

Married Father, Mediterranean heritage, 5'8", 170lbs, fit and athletic with nice arms and a runner's butt. Blue eyes, salt and pepper hair with matching beard scruff. Creative, well-read, happily nerdy at times, 9-5 office digs and afternoons with various sports practices. Disease, drug and smoke free. Average length member with above average girth. Vas-safe - so no potential issues there if things ever progress. I'm attentive, passionate and gentle but am happy to get a little feisty if called for. Oh, and I will absolutely take advantage of that erogenous zone around your neck, ears and shoulders if given the chance.