I've always had the biggest crushes on the fun-sized and buxom ladies in my orbit of friends - and I still have that secret fantasy about a casual and flirtatious relationship with the more vertically challenged among the female populace. I'd like to make my resolution for the new year to finally do something about that dream!

Who am I looking for?

- Under 5'4" with ‘uniquely’ distributed proportions. Ample enough assets to burst the standard first 5 letters of the alphabet (F? G? H?!). Mutual attraction is key. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risqué stuff gets involved.

- Witty, flirty, educated, loves to read, enjoys pets, useless facts and bad jokes!

- Disease, drug and smoke free.

- Takes care of themselves (mentally and physically), enjoys those lazy days in comfy oversized clothes but isn't above spontaneously dressing up and showing off for the right person.

- Understands that being attached and stable doesn't mean the desire for new adventures goes away. We all have our unique reasons for being here - and I do not expect us to damage our existing lives or relationships (if you are in one). This should be a fun escape between two consenting adults.

- Shares my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, flirting, lingerie, oral, enjoys extended sessions of foreplay and wouldn't mind a male partner focusing extra attention on their breasts and nipples.

- Proximity to Western/ Central MD and South/ Central PA region would be nice but I'm perfectly fine with long distance / Online only.

Who am I?

Married Father, Mediterranean heritage, 5'8", 170lbs, fit and athletic with nice arms and a runner's butt. Blue eyes, salt and pepper hair (started my 'silver-fox' stage early!) with matching beard scruff. Creative, well-read, happily nerdy at times, 9-5 office digs and afternoons with various sports practices. DILF? I'll let you decide! Disease, drug and smoke free. Vas-safe - so no potential issues there if things ever progress. I'm attentive, passionate and gentle but am happy to get a little feisty if called for. Oh, and I will absolutely take advantage of that erogenous zone around your neck, ears and shoulders if given the chance.

If any of the above piques your interest, well - I'd love to chat and learn more about you. No low effort replies please - let me know what your favorite cartoon shows was as a kid!