It's a known fact that intelligent people with good taste like breasts (look it up), and I have, on occasion, been called both intelligent, and a person of good taste. Therefore, it makes sense that I very much like breasts, in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

I like to see them, compliment them, touch them with my large hands, put my mouth on them, and other things that we can discuss should this pique your curiosity, and you send me a chat.

About you: Female 18 (obviously), any race, shape, or size. Spontaneous, adventurous, mischievous. Be the type of person who acts and communicates like a mature, considerate adult. If you make plans, keep them. If you start a communication, don't just stop messaging. Non-conformity can be sexy. Ask, don't assume. Have a sense of humor. If you are going to ask for a picture, send one. If the first thing you do is ask for a face pic, I'll assume you're running some kind of scam.

About me: Late 40s, sense of humor, articulate, laid-back, cynical (in case you couldn't tell), and concerned with your comfort. I want this to be a fun and relaxing experience for everyone involved.

I've been using the internet for as long as it's been around. I've seen some things that you wouldn't believe, so I'm the type who errs on the side of caution when it comes to information. I won't tell you what I do for work, or where I live or what my relationship status is, or what my education level or my birthday is. I also will not ask for yours. I don't need to know, and neither do you. Yes, people have tried, and failed, to build some kind of blackmail dossier before. We all need to be careful out here.

If you are here, at the end, Thank you.

I hope you have found this post amusing, and I hope we can connect.

Either way, I wish you success, happiness, and joy.

Be good to yourself, and others.