So I was standing 🕴🏽 in a rather large line 📈 at my local Wal-Mart 🏬 today behind a couple families 👩‍👩‍👦 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 👩‍👧‍👦 that I know from when I went to church 🚫⛪️ 🛐 with my family in year younger 👶🏼. It was the only register 💵 open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew 🍟🍵 for a party 🎉👯🎊 I was heading to. I was wondering 🙄 why the line was going nowhere 🙃⛔️ when I decided to poke 👉🏼 my head 💁 up front 🛑 to see what the holdup was❔. It was a little old lady 👵🏻 who didn't have enough 🤑💔 for her groceries 🍆🥚🌮🥐🍑 and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short 🔽. This struck ⚡️😕 me as odd 🤔💭 until I found out she was a mere $0.21 🥒 short of her purchase 🛍. Now all these families were just staring 👀👀👀👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and there was even two making fun 😂👌🏼💯 of her 👵🏻. I walked up and handed 🙌🏼 my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 💸 and told her to keep the change 🥒👛. One of the middle aged women 💆🏽 (I knew these people ⚠️, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits 🏦) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly 🙋🏽🗣👦🏽, "See that man 👁? He's acting just like Jesus ✝️✞☦ wants us to 🕊." For some reason this set me off 😤😡👿, so I turned around 🔃👱🏼. I haven't shaved in awhile 💈⏳ so I'm rocking some nice scruff 👴🏼😹, a Slayer shirt 👕☠, and gym shorts 🤸🏼‍♂️👟🏋🏼, so it must have been a nice sight 😀🔎🔭👱🏼. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist 😌🙅🏼‍♂️🕋 who makes minimum wage 〽️🆓 and I was the one who stepped up to help her 👱🏼🖇👵🏻? Your hypocritical 🙅👎🏼 Christianity ⛪✝️🎄 is an inspiration to us all 🙌🏼👏🏼😏." As I stormed out ⛈🚪💨, a couple of the cart boys 🛒👦🏻👦🏿 started to whistle and cheer 📣🥂, soon shoppers joined in 💂🏾👩🏼‍🚀👩🏻‍🔬🕵️‍♀️ and even the cashier 👨‍🎨. I gave a wave 👋🏼 and went off with a feeling of accomplishment. 😇🏆👅💦