Today while I was in a Zoom meeting, I had my little on Facetime off to the side of my desk. Of course she was seeking attention, wiggling and teasing and looking all cute, as always. And then of course started texting me with all sorts of attitude and brattiness and when my meeting ended I let her know that I had to step out of my office for a minute, and that I'd deal with her when I got back.

I should also mention that a couple weeks ago she figured out that she could control my Google Home smart speaker with just her voice through Facetime.

So when I came back up into my office, what song do you think the naughty little girl had playing? "Fuck You" by Cee Lo Green.

She got in trouble and had to say sorry and was sore by the time I was done with her, but she earned it. I have to admit, that was some pretty high-level bratting.