We all know that Brats should be regularly rewarded with ice cream but what is the best way to do it – well I got bored and thought would compile my top 10 methods in the hope that it ensures more brats get the ice cream they rightfully deserve…

Number 10

Put the ice cream into a blender along with what would have been her first course for that evening’s meal for a vile milkshake instead.

Number 9

Serve the ice cream out of a dog bowl on the floor, tell her to ‘eat up bitch’ then after she finishes it stroke her hair and tell her she’s a good girl whilst watching a film.

Number 8

Melt the ice cream and then swap the melted ice cream with the contents of her shampoo bottle.  (Make sure to transfer the shampoo into another bottle to keep (for instance an empty bottle of ketchup or squeezy mayonnaise that you’ve washed out as good chance the shampoo isn’t cheap AND she’ll actually need genuine shampoo moments after she discovers what you’ve done.

Number 7

Restrain her in the doggy position.  Put a ‘plastic bucket balance’ under her and fill one of the bowls with ice cream and in the other bowl allow a weight attached to a chain between her nipple clamps to rest.  Ensure there is enough ice cream in the first bowl to outweigh the weight such that it isn’t until more of the ice cream is eaten that the side with the weight begins to drop and pull down on her nipples.  In this position she’s also in the perfect position for a spanking so keep a little bit of ice cream to soothe those butt cheeks afterwards.

Number 6

Cuff her hands behind her back and serve the ice cream and chocolate sauce in a diaper/nappy.  If you’re going to be cruel enough to push the ice cream diaper in her face at some point whilst she’s ‘bobbing for ice cream’, avoid sprinkles and other stuff that could poke/irritate eyes.

Number 5

Tie her up and make an entire ice cream sundae on her body with ice cream, warm sauces and plenty of multicolour sprinkles (the edible equivalent of glitter), ensure none of it goes to waste by inviting friends around to help you eat it all up of her.

Number 4

Strip her down to her underwear and tie her to a chair with hands cuffed behind her back.  Sit right in front of her looking her dead in the eye eat a mouthful of the ice cream you got her.  Regardless of whether you like the flavour or not respond in a sort of ‘When Harry Met Sally,’ orgasmic way and tell her how wonderful it is.  After a few more of these mouthfuls ask if she would like some?  Tell her to open her mouth and then using the ‘here comes the airplane,’ move you would with a child teasingly move the spoon of ice cream closer and further away from her mouth and then once you’ve teased her enough such that you give the impression that this time you’re going to put the spoon of ice cream in her mouth – at the last second drop it in her panties with an “oops.”  How much of the subsequent ice cream that you actually feed her and how much you drop into her bra and panties is completely up to you.

Number 3

Make two bowls of her favourite ice cream, then put her favourite sauce and toppings on one bowl and then on the other put some horrible topping combinations (I personally recommend mayonnaise and dried crickets I’ll explain why in a moment).  Then blindfold her and put one bowl in one of her hands and the other bowl in the other hand.  Tell her she must now choose whether she is going to eat the contents of the left or right bowl (and tell her if she tries to sniff them before choosing you’ll make her eat the horrible one by default).  Why do I recommend the mayonnaise and dried crickets topping?  Well if you’re in a pleasant mood you could secretly swap the horrible bowl with another pleasant bowl with some crunchy topping like honeycomb or something when she’s blindfolded.  If when she is then working up the courage to take a mouthful of her chosen bowl you were to waft an open bottle of mayo in front of her nose the smell might lead her to think she’s gone for the horrible bowl through the mindfuckery of expectations believe the crunch of honeycomb to be crickets.  Though that is of course if you’re planning to be nice – you could just keep whatever horrible bowl you make in play with a 50:50 chance of the nice or nasty bowl.

Number 2

Buy her a nice outfit for a ‘special occasion,’ then once she puts it on have her lie down on her back on the floor and place one hand palm down over her crotch and the other hand palm down over her stomach.  Take two open cans of something like beans, Bolognese sauce etc and then balance them on the back of her hands such that if she moves them, she’ll splatter her outfit.  Take an ice cream cone, cut the bottom off of it, place a scoop of ice cream on the ice cream cone and tell her to open up.  Pop the bottom of the ice cream cone in her mouth to gag her.  Tell her you’ll be back in an hour to take the cans off her hands if she hasn’t already splattered herself with them but that if she is extra still the ice cream should melt and drip down through the cone into her mouth but if she’s not as still then the ice cream might make her face a sticky mess instead.  One of the things that delights me about this one is one of my, ‘look no restraints bondage,’ despite nothing restraining her she can’t move unless she’s prepared to ruin the nice outfit you bought her…

Number 1

Handcuff her hands behind her back.  Put an ejaculating dildo with a suction cup into a large mixing bowl.  Put scoops of ice cream resting on the dildo’s balls such that they can only be licked if deepthroating the dildo with tongue out.  Fill the syringe of the ejaculating dildo with something like watered down (milked down) chocolate sauce (to make it thin enough to go through tubes) and occasionally squirt chocolate sauce into her mouth.

Bonus: 

Sometimes, just sometimes the best way to give a brat ice cream is with affection and a side helping of affirmation.  For times during hard times, celebrations, after care and those admittedly rare occasions when she deserves it for good behaviour - though it might just be that she's quietly plotting so perhaps put the ice cream on well ice for a bit.

Now some Brats might say that weaponizing their ice cream in the eternal war between Brats and Tamers should be considered a war crime but personally I think often it can be the best way to express one’s affection for a brat in a way they deserve and a way that only they would appreciate. Besides as a switch that can be either a bratty dom or sub I’m more than happy to be an arms dealer for both sides – perhaps the next time I get bored I might give the other side ideas to commit their own atrocities…

Anyway do you have any other serving suggestions feel free to add them below...