I'd like to contribute my own personal magnum opus: The Bratphabet!

THE BRATPHABET

A is for... "And I should do that, why?", attitude, and arguing

B is for... Blowing raspberries, "Bottoms are always right.", "But Daaaaaddy/Siiiiir!", and "Bring it on."

C is for... "Come and get me, if you can.", "Can't right now, try asking later.", "Can we pretend this didn't happen?", and "Could you just not?"

D is for... "Didn't hurt.", "Don't you ever get tired of.....?", "Don't get used to it. ", "Does it look like I care?", and "Does the term 'cruel and unusual punishment' mean anything to you?!"

E is for... "Evil bastard!", "Ever thought about lifting weights?", and eye-rolling

F is for... "Fuck!", "Fucker!", "Fuck you!", "Fuck that!", "Fuck no!", "Fuck trees!", etc, etc ad nauseum, "Fake news.", and "Forget about it."

G is for... "Go away, I'm busy.", "Get over it." and glitter.

H is for... "HELL naw!", "Have you ever heard the word 'no'?" "How about I don't and say I did?", "Hit me with your best shot.", and "Have you started yet?"

I is for... "In your dreams.", "I have no idea what you're talking about.", "I'm innocent!", "I'd be happy to show you how to use that.", "I don't want to!", "If you say so", "I won't!", "I'd like to see you try.", and "I won't do it again, I promise!"

J is for "Just kidding!", "Just a minute!"

K is for "Keep that thing away from me!", "Keep telling yourself that."

L is for "Listen...", "Let me explain!, ", "Leave me alone!", and "Look, what had happened was..."

M is for... "Make me!", "Meanieface!", "Maybe I will, maybe I won't.", "Maybe later.", and mocking

N is for... "No!", "Never!", "Nooooooo!", "Nuh-uh.", and "Not a chance."

O is for... "Ooooor I could just not...?", "Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say/need something?", "Only because I WANT to.", and "Okay, but hear me out..... No."

P is for... "Puh-lease.", poking, "Prove it.", promising to be good, pleading the 5th, and pouting.

Q is for... "Quiet!", "Quite unimpressive.", and quickfulness

R is for... "Really?" "Remember that time....", "Rude.", and running

S is for... "Sir, yes, sir!," "So what?", saluting, sarcasm, sass, stomping, "Staaaaahhhp!", and "Sorry, sir!"

T is for... "That all you've got?", "That sounds like a you problem.", "Try it.", and "That's not my job."

U is for... "Understand me when I say I don't give a flying flip.", "Ummmmm..... No." and "Until proven guilty, I maintain my innocence!"

V is for... "Victory is mine!", and "Very funny."

W is for... "What the d-type doesn't know doesn't hurt me.!", "Whatever.", "What if I do/don't.", "Water sucks.", "Why?" and "Will you please just not?"

X is for... "'X' marks the spot where I've hidden your toys. Good luck."

Y is for... "You wouldn't dare.", "Yeah, sure, uh-huh.", "Yeah, right.", "You can't make me.", "Yeah? What're you gonna do about it?", and "You really don't have to do this!"

Z is for... "Zero. That's the number of fucks I give.", "Zip it, can't you see I'm busy?"

Disclaimer: The above is a work of fiction. The author does not advise the actual use of the above alphabet in real life. The author accepts no responsibility for the potential consequences faced by anyone choosing to use the above alphabet during interactions with their Dominant. No representation is made that the quality of bratty services to be performed is greater than the quality of bratty services to be performed by other brats.