A thought often crosses my mind when I get deep in thought about bratting. "What do I do if I'm not feeling well?" For most, I imagine the answer is probably, "Wait until you feel well enough to brat." But I am a person who that honestly rarely feels what others would consider "well." And I like to live my life as much as I can instead of waiting for something that may not come. So, I'm documenting my devious plans to be a problem through high amounts of pain, fatigue, etc.

1. Threaten to brat in my dreams ("You're not safe just because I need to nap. I WILL brat up a storm, I'll just do it in my dreams. And don't say that doesn't count because it does 😤.")

2. Assume authority because of my current state ("I'm not feeling well, so that means I'm in charge. You can take over when I feel better." followed by, "What do you mean that's not logical 🧐?")

3. Threaten to brat later ("If these pain killers kick in I'm gonna tickle you.")

4. Threaten highly detailed devious bratting plans ("I'm going to hide and spray you with a water gun. You won't know where I am, but you feel the wrath of the random squirts of water. But in the winter, though. I can't really run in the summer 🤔.")

5. Appoint a brat representative in my absence (probably a stuffed animal)

6. Randomly poke them and act oblivious after ("That couldn't have been me. I just sat down a second ago 😤.")

7. Ask if they're accepting defeat due to the lack of punishment ("Does this mean I'm in charge now 😌?")

8. Hiss at them unprovoked