Last night, I was doom scrolling tiktok during comedown whilst my thighs burned about as hot as the current temps where I am, and I found some wonderfully witty alternative phrases to common things we as D/s-types often like to say as clap backs when engaging in battles of banter with our other halves of the slash. And I thought I'd share some with y'all for our ever expanding lexicons and arsenals of attitude. So, here's some of the highlights I found:

Fuck around and find out:

Those who test boundaries find cliffs.

Aftermath is the sum of poor calculation.

Consequence befriends the foolish.

If you desire fire, stoke the flame.

A reckless temperament perfectly tempts fate.

Mind your business:

Your curiosity isn't welcome.

Don't be so nosey, you forget you have a face.

This isn't supposed to be a spectator activity.

Withdraw your intrigue.

Pursue your own pursuits.

Don't tell me what to do:

My mind isn't yours to make.

Your bias doesn't motivate my actions.

I'm unenrolled in your school of thought.

I'm uninterested in your consultation.

I'm sovereign in my decisions.

And because I fell down the rabbit hole and there weren't any options for this, I searched for extra 😁

No:

Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm going to have to pass.

I appreciate the offer, but I'm going to have to decline.

My word of the year is rest, I am unable to fit another thing in.

I'm learning to limit my commitments.

I only say yes to very select opportunities, and unfortunately this doesn't meet my criteria.

Do with this information what you will. I am not responsible for any consequences that happen from using fanciful words to be a brat :P.