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r/BrandNewSentence

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is anything brand new anymore? Shitpost Repost Rule 6 Boring title Boring title Repost I could eat alphabet soup and crap a smarter statement Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Custom Sentence Searcher🕵️‍♂️
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to r/BrandNewSentence by toweldayeveryday
11 months ago
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I swear I thought this was a joke.
to r/BrandNewSentence by thirk_voluntary
8 months ago
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Seagull surprise
to r/BrandNewSentence by thatonegaygalakasha
3 months ago
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"I'm super sorry for smashing or passing victims of the Titanic"
to r/BrandNewSentence by Patient_Yam4747
6 months ago
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Bat on Meth
to r/BrandNewSentence by freeze123901
1 year ago
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Emotional awareness of a cold sore
to r/BrandNewSentence by me_irl_irl_irl_irl
10 months ago
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there's a little XFL in all of us
to r/BrandNewSentence by DaftlyDeface99
1 year ago
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You’re weird.
to r/BrandNewSentence by WittyPianist1038
4 months ago
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rawdog creampied by donkie
to r/BrandNewSentence by TheMegaSage
8 months ago
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Unstoppable bionic penises
to r/BrandNewSentence by eldietz
1 year ago
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Underground chirping competitions
to r/BrandNewSentence by llNormalGuyll
8 months ago
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The LDS Church (aka Mormon Church) believes there are three ancient Native Americans of Jewish decent that go about doing good works and will never die.
to r/BrandNewSentence by sudeepharya
6 months ago
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Orange Cat Behavior...
to r/BrandNewSentence by athreena
1 year ago
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put ‘em in a zorb ball
to r/BrandNewSentence by GundamKyriosX
1 month ago
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"Crying is like your emotions climaxing and nutting out of your face."
to r/BrandNewSentence by putintrump4ever
2 months ago
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I wish someone wanted to meet me this badly
to r/BrandNewSentence by pablobuela
8 months ago
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Russian Official Allegedly Opened Mail Bomb Thinking Son’s Head Was Inside
to r/BrandNewSentence by jmpeadick
6 months ago
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Gulping that glorious glass
to r/BrandNewSentence by Theban_Prince
8 months ago
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I always make sure to look at as many photos of eviscerated animals before 10am as possible, so that I’m able to reconnect with my ancestors and start my day on a high note.
to r/BrandNewSentence by pussywhisperer969
11 months ago
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One struggle at a time
to r/BrandNewSentence by stuufthingsandstuff
1 year ago
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Discussing how stink bugs smell like cilantro
to r/BrandNewSentence by Ess_Are
1 year ago
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Three feet lower. Savage.
to r/BrandNewSentence by LWYPLTDG
8 months ago
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Having sex without being pregnant
to r/BrandNewSentence by bluejeanspiano
3 months ago
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Somebody pooped in the tuba
to r/BrandNewSentence by GrubbyTheGrub
1 year ago
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Anytime I have to reread a post multiple times, I feel like it belongs here.
to r/BrandNewSentence by the_hipster_nyc
10 months ago
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Those sure are words