BrandNewSentence

to r/BrandNewSentence by Gheldan

6 months ago

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Poor Aerith, she deserves better than random men's penises inside of her

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to r/BrandNewSentence by OneHourHotdog

9 months ago

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I work at a fireworks storage warehouse

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to r/BrandNewSentence by popanator3000

1 year ago

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"live in a place that looks like the pants of a painter" (original post credit: u/hexrodon)

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6 months ago

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Cottagecore Precum

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2 years ago 1 comment

to r/BrandNewSentence by Toshiroawesomesauce

1 year ago

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thats a new insult

Posted by Toshiroawesomesauce

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to r/BrandNewSentence by pakmanbeats

2 months ago

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Guitarists be like

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2 years ago xpost from r/musicians

to r/BrandNewSentence by patangpatang

2 months ago

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Death Metal Irish Baron Rewilds His Estate

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to r/BrandNewSentence by knightwolfghost

8 months ago

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4-month-old Stalin

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11 months ago

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"this clarinet wielding goddess" 😅

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to r/BrandNewSentence by nerfrosa

8 months ago

55

I never had ice cream I was aborted

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to r/BrandNewSentence by theThirsty_Pretzel

5 months ago

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OSHA probably wants to CTRL + ALT + DEL this

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to r/BrandNewSentence by chaseguy21

8 months ago

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Don’t you dare say that about mike wazowski

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2 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by MooplesMoop

8 months ago

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I’d pay for this too

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2 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by Relevant-Asparagus-2

9 months ago

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Seriously though

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2 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by 3trillionlions

1 year ago

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Smooth balls don't make good pornos

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Laylaylayyal

1 month ago

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Sad ancestor who was still hot enough to reproduce.

Posted by Laylaylayyal

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to r/BrandNewSentence by 3trillionlions

1 year ago

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All silk and no vitamins

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to r/BrandNewSentence by keel2553

2 months ago

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“The nazi furries are mobilizing”

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2 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by sulestrange

9 months ago

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Emo idioms

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2 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by sememva

8 months ago

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"Yeah, ejaculating dick cake aside, this was wholesome"

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to r/BrandNewSentence by MainSWish

9 months ago

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Individually assigned rodent friend

Posted by MainSWish

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2 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by theThirsty_Pretzel

5 months ago

42

When Babies Cry…

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by mangminlalK

5 months ago

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"Cmon man do you even command a legion"

Posted by mangminlalK

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by RobotOverLord550

1 year ago

115

👀

Posted by RobotOverLord550

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to r/BrandNewSentence by rainbowsdogsmtns

11 months ago

17

I blame the 30 year old lesbian

Posted by rainbowsdogsmtns

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