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r/BrandNewSentence

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to r/BrandNewSentence by IceJay13
1 year ago
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“You have no idea the number of nuts I’ve bust to you”
to r/BrandNewSentence by s0uthw3st
1 year ago
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"Was there a shortage of lactating bicycles or something"
to r/BrandNewSentence by Quick_Save
1 month ago
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Wat
to r/BrandNewSentence by omegaljr1997
9 months ago
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"Now I have this fucked up visual of a horny stoner bear selling tulips and shit."
to r/BrandNewSentence by d1a1n3
9 months ago
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With dick in hand.....
to r/BrandNewSentence by Senderded
1 year ago
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Damn i would jack off to those girl entities, i would love to bust a hyperdimensional nut
to r/BrandNewSentence by omegaljr1997
9 months ago
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"Oh oof okay I will respect the big fire chicken. I do not want to be the main dish of the pocket monster barbecue."
to r/BrandNewSentence by savramsbottom
3 months ago
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You 10 piece chicken McBitch
to r/BrandNewSentence by AlternatePsycho
9 months ago
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I can literally feel a tapeworm tap dancing inside my sinuses drinking up my synapse fluid
to r/BrandNewSentence by GirlsUsedToDissMe
9 months ago
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a sexy one
to r/BrandNewSentence by DracoAdamantus
2 months ago
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When India launches the nukes and the world is destroyed and dog turds become the new currency, that lady will be loaded.
in That, India
to r/BrandNewSentence by pollorojo
9 months ago
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It was the only way to truly describe it...
to r/BrandNewSentence by kingoftheforgotten
9 months ago
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He watched a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity
to r/BrandNewSentence by ShetlandJames
9 months ago
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Using AI to find where clowns end and juggalos begin
to r/BrandNewSentence by VulkanLordofDrakes
9 months ago
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He then punches god to death.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Lanciare
10 months ago
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On the freedom of speech
to r/BrandNewSentence by brohica
5 months ago
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“Romantic Karl Marx anime targets new generation of Chinese communists”
to r/BrandNewSentence by Cosmic_Hitchhiker
10 months ago
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Truly caring about the environment
to r/BrandNewSentence by Chaostriforce
9 months ago
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Is there a recipe book for car parts?
to r/BrandNewSentence by Raul_bitchboi
9 months ago
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Snickers have a dick vein
to r/BrandNewSentence by Diznatch52
9 months ago
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With that mutant milk sweat he wouldn't stand a chance!
to r/BrandNewSentence by rrrrrigatoni
6 months ago
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For 10 mil I’d like my wife buttfuck me with a river duck
to r/BrandNewSentence by cdar0127
9 months ago
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Man crushed to death by forklift truck driven by pet dog
to r/BrandNewSentence by AlaskanPsyche
7 months ago
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Gay Orgy Toga Parties