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r/BrandNewSentence

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to r/BrandNewSentence by HannibalLecture-
1 year ago
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Toilet love. Heard this on the show thought I could find a new sentence if I looked.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Mik2link
1 year ago
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Where does an elephant fall on this? No pun intended
to r/BrandNewSentence by icantfindadangsn
8 months ago
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What even is a raccoon dog.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Sub-Mongoloid
9 months ago
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Medieval Sex Cult at Center of German Crossbow Murder Mystery
to r/BrandNewSentence by omegaljr1997
9 months ago
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Die Happy
to r/BrandNewSentence by goodsun8
9 months ago
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And I just had to read that, huh
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to r/BrandNewSentence by purrplelynx
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for "His absence is like an open wound upon my invisible scrotum" - My friend talking about her dead plant image
"His absence is like an open wound upon my invisible scrotum" - My friend talking about her dead plant
to r/BrandNewSentence by ja_xck
1 month ago
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NO
to r/BrandNewSentence by NotBashB
9 months ago
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How to get a dick guillotine
to r/BrandNewSentence by LardNards
1 year ago
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Born and raised in Cleveland. Still never heard this before.
to r/BrandNewSentence by _Exordium
5 months ago
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How do I delete my eyes?
to r/BrandNewSentence by slippinghalo13
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for My wife’s pregnant and the due date is my birthday. So, I know the date I was conceived and that’s enough. image
My wife’s pregnant and the due date is my birthday. So, I know the date I was conceived and that’s enough.
to r/BrandNewSentence by puppyzombie
1 day ago
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Marvel for the soul
to r/BrandNewSentence by ShetlandJames
9 months ago
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Run out of tongue
to r/BrandNewSentence by brohica
5 months ago
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Vox party’s anti-LGBT Lord of the Rings tweet slain by tiny gay ghost
to r/BrandNewSentence by Khepri89
1 year ago
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Manscaped caught red handed
to r/BrandNewSentence by Mitwad
1 year ago
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A “normal” sentence by no means.
to r/BrandNewSentence by yayayfyre
10 months ago
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He came, he saw, he came, he came, he came...
to r/BrandNewSentence by SkelletonQueenX
4 months ago
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Quite an interesting sentence
to r/BrandNewSentence by dragislit
6 months ago
Preview thumbnail for “Food never really goes in you, it just touches the walls of your inner-donut until you absorb the nutrients.” image
“Food never really goes in you, it just touches the walls of your inner-donut until you absorb the nutrients.”
to r/BrandNewSentence by NotBashB
9 months ago
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Big foot running at you with a raging boner
to r/BrandNewSentence by IceJay13
1 year ago
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“You have no idea the number of nuts I’ve busted to you”
to r/BrandNewSentence by IceJay13
1 year ago
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“You have no idea the number of nuts I’ve bust to you”
to r/BrandNewSentence by s0uthw3st
1 year ago
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"Was there a shortage of lactating bicycles or something"
to r/BrandNewSentence by Quick_Save
1 month ago
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Wat