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r/BrandNewSentence

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is anything brand new anymore? Shitpost Repost Rule 6 Boring title Boring title Repost I could eat alphabet soup and crap a smarter statement Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Custom Sentence Searcher🕵️‍♂️ HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT OTTERS! [Insert Funny Here] 🤖
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to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__
1 year ago
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Dark robotic astral Zombies
to r/BrandNewSentence by Drdoomblunt
7 months ago
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Imagine walking through the forest and a fucking lobster just falls out from the top of a redwood, hitting you in the head and killing you instantly.
to r/BrandNewSentence by RogerTheShrubber42
9 months ago
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Gluten Free Lap Dances
to r/BrandNewSentence by tanruss1
1 year ago
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Found in the wild on Discord
to r/BrandNewSentence by Rimrunner69
3 months ago
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NYC is hosting underground chirping competitions
to r/BrandNewSentence by ptd9999
1 year ago
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There you go
Repost
to r/BrandNewSentence by xxmimii
6 months ago
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“I would suggest telling her she is "Vogue-ing" incorrectly, then gently smack her breasts windshield wiper style.”
to r/BrandNewSentence by thepeopleschoice666
6 months ago
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I'll really do it
to r/BrandNewSentence by RightingWrite
7 months ago
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10-Foot Heroin Spoon
to r/BrandNewSentence by napqueen1
10 months ago
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Well that’s a pivot
to r/BrandNewSentence by Armon_Tamzarian
3 months ago
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Never said until now
to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__
1 year ago
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Your head must be loaded with semen
to r/BrandNewSentence by CallMeBaitlyn
1 month ago
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A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!
to r/BrandNewSentence by mmbossman
9 months ago
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“A spokesman for the Limestone County Sherriff’s Office says there was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth.”
to r/BrandNewSentence by SirAnonymos
9 months ago
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I have a walking sized penis
to r/BrandNewSentence by rjwyonch
8 months ago
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Jesus ass deer
to r/BrandNewSentence by watermelonoma
11 months ago
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Cat in the asshat
to r/BrandNewSentence by Quick_Save
1 month ago
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This Power....
to r/BrandNewSentence by DoinItWithDelco
9 months ago
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I'm still trying to figure this one out
to r/BrandNewSentence by Mik2link
1 year ago
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Does a meme still count?
to r/BrandNewSentence by CallMeBaitlyn
1 month ago
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Popular children’s murder simulation.
to r/BrandNewSentence by chandl654
2 months ago
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Deadass
to r/BrandNewSentence by BlackAcid18
1 year ago
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I did not need to hear this
to r/BrandNewSentence by HannibalLecture-
1 year ago
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Toilet love. Heard this on the show thought I could find a new sentence if I looked.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Mik2link
1 year ago
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Where does an elephant fall on this? No pun intended