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r/BrandNewSentence

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is anything brand new anymore? Shitpost Repost Rule 6 Boring title Boring title Repost I could eat alphabet soup and crap a smarter statement Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Custom Sentence Searcher🕵️‍♂️ HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT OTTERS! [Insert Funny Here] 🤖
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to r/BrandNewSentence by sdrisc2692
10 months ago
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So hot i'd eat corn from her shit
to r/BrandNewSentence by sdrisc2692
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Let my knee high socks rape your brain. image
Let my knee high socks rape your brain.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Kid_skywalker314
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for Ernie considers clenching his butt cheeks and ripping off Bert's hand in one smooth motion. This is why he smiles image
Ernie considers clenching his butt cheeks and ripping off Bert's hand in one smooth motion. This is why he smiles
Shitpost
to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for "your vertebrae will pop out out of your mouth one by one like a pet dispenser" image
"your vertebrae will pop out out of your mouth one by one like a pet dispenser"
Repost
to r/BrandNewSentence by Not_Terry0
9 months ago
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Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge "projectiles"
Repost
to r/BrandNewSentence by Phantomilian
1 year ago
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Strawberry Internet Dildo
to r/BrandNewSentence by 66_DarthJarJar_66
9 months ago
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Thanks I hate Yoda's buttcheeks
to r/BrandNewSentence by Greeninja5
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for "It's not clear whether using a homemade drone to lift yourself into the air is illegal in Australia" image
"It's not clear whether using a homemade drone to lift yourself into the air is illegal in Australia"
in Australia
to r/BrandNewSentence by GauntletV2
1 year ago
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Get dunked on kid
to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for I would respectfully get into bed with her and do the Chinese crossbow. image
I would respectfully get into bed with her and do the Chinese crossbow.
to r/BrandNewSentence by ohHoneyoh_honnneeyy
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for Calls it mr Hoskins.... image
Calls it mr Hoskins....
to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for "He got pissed" would be an understatement. image
"He got pissed" would be an understatement.
to r/BrandNewSentence by A-OkayDude
9 months ago
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I AM the dominant ferret
to r/BrandNewSentence by juanathito813
1 year ago
u/madmaxturbator on Dr. Phil: "I suspect that he sprays his own farts on his mustache so he can sniff it all day long."
to r/BrandNewSentence by aLabrinth
1 year ago
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God you would eat a dirty needle
to r/BrandNewSentence by OnionMcTwist
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for "Trendy" my fucking ass you ungrateful peice of unpopped popcorn. image
"Trendy" my fucking ass you ungrateful peice of unpopped popcorn.
to r/BrandNewSentence by yayayfyre
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for She was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age image
She was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age
to r/BrandNewSentence by g4rretc
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for all human potential will condense into a throbbing megacock and be thrust into the gaping cosmos image
all human potential will condense into a throbbing megacock and be thrust into the gaping cosmos
to r/BrandNewSentence by incxyz
1 year ago
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Versatile girl for a versatile boy
to r/BrandNewSentence by Babyd3k
6 months ago
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Transwoman trains her new vagina's pelvic floor with a kegel-controlled version of Flappy Bird
to r/BrandNewSentence by SnarglePop
3 days ago
Preview thumbnail for Friend misread 'repaired' as 'raped' so this happened image
Friend misread 'repaired' as 'raped' so this happened
to r/BrandNewSentence by AtariShooter
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for I have to say stuff like this constantly to my best friend... image
I have to say stuff like this constantly to my best friend...
to r/BrandNewSentence by themattgannon
9 months ago
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Two for the price of one.
to r/BrandNewSentence by g4rretc
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier image
Cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier
to r/BrandNewSentence by Centice09
1 year ago
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Extendochicken