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5 months ago

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Prominent lawyer Jolyon Maugham clubs fox to death while wearing kimono

Posted by brohica

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to r/BrandNewSentence by goldwasp602

9 months ago

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“Harry please shred my tiny insides with your love Sabre”

Posted by goldwasp602

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to r/BrandNewSentence by moo_moo_punk

7 months ago

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The poop

Posted by moo_moo_punk

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Babyd3k

6 months ago

10

Church elder tried to pay for Grindr sex with Arby's card, say police.

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to r/BrandNewSentence by CallMeBaitlyn

1 month ago

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“The outside bones”

Posted by CallMeBaitlyn

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to r/BrandNewSentence by PharaohProd

1 year ago

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Literally, BRAND NEW SENTENCE

Posted by PharaohProd

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5 years ago xpost from r/EgyptianInAmerica

to r/BrandNewSentence by chrsandersson

1 year ago

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Suck santa’s dick like the rest of us

Posted by chrsandersson

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to r/BrandNewSentence by peacock494

10 months ago

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Rip to your eye but I'm different

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to r/BrandNewSentence by fooz_eppelin

6 months ago

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Cum jiu jitsu

Posted by fooz_eppelin

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to r/BrandNewSentence by velvetduraggin

4 months ago

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re: "everyone post the most cursed photos they have of themselves"

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to r/BrandNewSentence by manic_panic

1 year ago

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Drinks enough respect women juice

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Deleriam

9 months ago

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You gotta text satansasshole and ask for your money back

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to r/BrandNewSentence by BlackHumor

8 months ago

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"I will help you eat away your dysmorphic cock cake" (plus a few more probably)

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to r/BrandNewSentence by murderpanda000

9 months ago

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Cops Bust Unicorn Protesting White Supremacy at Indiana Farmer’s Market

in Macy, IN

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to r/BrandNewSentence by HeroicStranger

5 months ago

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Pierced nipples taste like keys and there’s no place like home baby

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Cissalk

8 months ago

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Put your shoes on, NOW

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to r/BrandNewSentence by LickLickMyDubDub

4 months ago

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malachite is a poisonous mineral

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Puppett_Master

1 year ago

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even small children, launched at great speed, could kill

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Mrhappysadass

1 year ago

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And the butt was ANGRY

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to r/BrandNewSentence by fuckface72

9 months ago

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this gets better with every word

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5 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by that-user-name-taken

9 months ago

Preview thumbnail for Sex offenders sue sheriff who put 'no trick- or- treat' signs in their front yard. [Sex offenders sue sheriff who put 'no trick-or-treat' signs in their front yards] http://va.topbuzz.com/al/MpdThk image

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Sex offenders sue sheriff who put 'no trick- or- treat' signs in their front yard. [Sex offenders sue sheriff who put 'no trick-or-treat' signs in their front yards] http://va.topbuzz.com/al/MpdThk

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to r/BrandNewSentence by SenpaiWizzBlizz

9 months ago

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prophet like its hot

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to r/BrandNewSentence by BamBam199q

1 year ago

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Get in my bed and get in these guts...

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to r/BrandNewSentence by midnightmoonlight180

2 months ago

7

Throuple

Posted by midnightmoonlight180

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Exkudor

1 year ago

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If Jeff Bezos was a dragon...

Posted by Exkudor

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