BrandNewSentence

to r/BrandNewSentence by Badappolo

5 months ago

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A single-sentence Rollercoaster

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to r/BrandNewSentence by rjwyonch

8 months ago

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To police them precious cuticles. Post was a photo of Kate Beckinsale.

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to r/BrandNewSentence by DrunkAzSkunk

1 year ago

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"Ungodly amount of ass ham"

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to r/BrandNewSentence by kryptek_86

3 months ago

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Real life nut

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to r/BrandNewSentence by adversity101

1 month ago

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On a Skyla Nivea video

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Diznatch52

9 months ago

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No cows were hurt in the making of this post

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8 months ago

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*cha-click*

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to r/BrandNewSentence by projectreap

9 months ago

20

"It was like a hallmark movie being waterboarded into my ears for 15 hours" - audible review

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to r/BrandNewSentence by zuccnoods

4 months ago

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That ended suspiciously quick

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4 years ago xpost from r/rareinsults

to r/BrandNewSentence by Diznatch52

9 months ago

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Harry's having a bad day

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to r/BrandNewSentence by namedbard

1 year ago

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r/whitepeopletwitter explain

Rule 6

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2 months ago

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“Obviously we became estranged ever since she tried to spike my boyfriend's cum”

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Kindlegarten

2 months ago

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My husband wants to open a restaurant for magicians and it is tearing our family apart

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to r/BrandNewSentence by captaineggbagels

4 months ago

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The English language is the devil

Rule 6

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4 years ago 1 comment

to r/BrandNewSentence by MeanoldPacman

1 year ago

12

Tweet for Jesus

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to r/BrandNewSentence by zefwizard

3 months ago

30

boneless iPhone

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to r/BrandNewSentence by MeanoldPacman

1 year ago

3

Sploosh onto the disposable paper examination table

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to r/BrandNewSentence by zuccnoods

4 months ago

99

little miss tuberculosis

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to r/BrandNewSentence by zuccnoods

4 months ago

75

giant petrified human piss brick

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Elite_Kaleb

1 year ago

158

How many donuts I can stack

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to r/BrandNewSentence by drjekyllmrhydeyokids

1 year ago

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OTHER PEOPLE CAN HAVE YOUR KIDS

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to r/BrandNewSentence by XthaNext

1 year ago

3

This only makes sense if you change the definitions of like two or three words

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5 years ago xpost from r/tucker_carlson

to r/BrandNewSentence by CallMeBaitlyn

1 month ago

92

“Fuck missiles”

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5 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by brohica

5 months ago

13

Prominent lawyer Jolyon Maugham clubs fox to death while wearing kimono

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to r/BrandNewSentence by goldwasp602

9 months ago

37

“Harry please shred my tiny insides with your love Sabre”

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