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r/BrandNewSentence

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For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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is anything brand new anymore? Shitpost Repost Rule 6 Boring title Boring title Repost I could eat alphabet soup and crap a smarter statement Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Custom Sentence Searcher🕵️‍♂️ HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT OTTERS! [Insert Funny Here] 🤖 The True False Prophet AMERICAN HORSE PIRATE
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1 day ago
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"Genetically perfecting a pitbull into a cruise missile for babies"
to r/BrandNewSentence by Charismaisadumpstat
1 day ago
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woman now longest living person with pig organ
to r/BrandNewSentence by Pharmguy8907
4 days ago
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I made Body of Christ Nachos.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Shadow_Traveler_
2 weeks ago
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most Scarlett Johansson looking president
to r/BrandNewSentence by Stairs-So-Flimsy
3 weeks ago
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I literally just wanted to stop spending insane amounts of money on stew, I wasn’t trying to hurt him or ruin his life.
to r/BrandNewSentence by GundamKyriosX
3 weeks ago
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"It's like drinking TV Static while a fruit shouts from the other room."
to r/BrandNewSentence by AlfredusRexSaxonum
5 days ago
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Thanks hot women for stopping wars 🙏🏾
to r/BrandNewSentence by regular-memer
1 month ago
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In a post about the size difference in male and female Kodiak Bears
to r/BrandNewSentence by chaechica
3 weeks ago
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Mr Beast has rented out the three pyramids of Giza for 100 hours for a youtube video
to r/BrandNewSentence by Aynshtaynn
1 month ago
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Women are so cute and I think they are available for sale
to r/BrandNewSentence by theTexasUncle
1 month ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
in Texas
to r/BrandNewSentence by the_Celestial_Sphinx
4 weeks ago
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OnlyFans star who cried after sleeping with 100 men in oneday, now wants to sleep with 1000 men
to r/BrandNewSentence by scotty99CZ
1 month ago
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Charging my doorbell
to r/BrandNewSentence by GundamKyriosX
1 month ago
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"It gives me an immediate ice cream headache from my downstairs mouth."
to r/BrandNewSentence by ViscountBurrito
4 weeks ago
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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
to r/BrandNewSentence by big_papa_geek
1 month ago
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Blue creampied gender reveal Strombl-he
to r/BrandNewSentence by orchid_breeder
1 month ago
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People who seem to believe in race science love raw cream and the people who believe in science prefer pasteurized products.
to r/BrandNewSentence by fuyu-no-hanashi
2 months ago
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they're turning bulgarians into spaniards
in Bulgaria
to r/BrandNewSentence by BakaPfoem
2 months ago
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Sexual molestation of rhinoceroses prior to goring them with their tusks. Sometimes, since elephants have vast penises, rhinos die from internal bleeding
to r/BrandNewSentence by Twobrokelegs
1 month ago
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Gorging on pornography
to r/BrandNewSentence by OllieBoi666
2 months ago
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THE GUY WHO SHOT OSAMA BIN LADEN IS A VORE DADDY?!
to r/BrandNewSentence by DefinitionOfTakingL
7 hours ago
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Stare down the nearest disabled person
to r/BrandNewSentence by ProgenitorOfMidnight
2 months ago
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"A phoenix made of sewage runoff."
to r/BrandNewSentence by Illustrious-Lead-960
3 months ago
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This is not a baby trebuchet, it is a baby catapult.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Ok-Afternoon-2113
2 months ago
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Your skull is full of wet cat food