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r/BrandNewSentence

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is anything brand new anymore? Shitpost Repost Rule 6 Boring title Boring title Repost I could eat alphabet soup and crap a smarter statement Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Custom Sentence Searcher🕵️‍♂️
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7 months ago
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You would be better off sandpapering a lion's ass...
to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden
7 months ago
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girls have just been sanding themselves like an old table.
to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden
7 months ago
Preview thumbnail for ...stuck together like two moist slices ae Billy Bear ham... image
...stuck together like two moist slices ae Billy Bear ham...
to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden
7 months ago
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I collect their corpses and display them in my room.
to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden
7 months ago
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I still shower with my mom.
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7 months ago
Preview thumbnail for As soon as you turn 16 you can play lip guitar... image
As soon as you turn 16 you can play lip guitar...