ITS FINALS SEASON MY GUYS. Gotta stay lit. Make sure that you bring all ur friends to your place at 10 PM and pregame before you go out. Make sure you bring them back at 3 AM and wake up your other three roommates bc you think it’s party time. Make sure you have ROCKIN sex with your significant other, like six times a day, making as much noise as you can, while all your roommates are studying for finals. Don’t forget to let all your drunk friends vom in your bathroom and then leave it for other people to clean up. If they ask you to stop, don’t listen, just tell them to suck it and go somewhere else!!! Who cares what they think!! This is sixteenth grade woooooooooooo!!

Am I salty? Yeah, but you would be too if you’d cleaned up someone else’s puke and your whole dorm floor sounded like a sex tape was being filmed there.