Does anyone else get harassed?

No seriously. If she could live in my skin she would. She will harass the ever living h-e double hockey sticks out of me until I let her in a sliver of clothing. If she could paw into my skin and lay under it, she would but since that’s not possible she will have to settle for the blanket. Mind you I was happily existing in the bed, un-blanketed, just sitting here being a derp and here she comes to bombard me, pawing at my skin. Maam 😐 there is clearly no blanket nor skin to get under 🫥🫥🫥 she continues to scritch at me. Now I have to grab a blanket that was already here and wrap her up in it because she’s too good to do herself. She said that was for heathers for which, she is not.

What a diva🙄🙄🙄 but god, I love her 🥺 if I could open some fat for her I’d let her hang out like a kangaroo but this human mama wasn’t built like that. She will have to make do.