1) We’re going to finish poorly this year. Honest to God this team looks like the Sabres under Krueger. No drive, no plan, no defense, nothing. We are going to suck and just weather it

2) Larsen isn’t getting fired this year. Oh, HE SHOULD be getting fired yesterday if Jarmo is to be believed that our goal was to make the playoffs, but it won’t happen. Who would we even replace him with? Because truth is if it’ll be anyone it’ll be Vincent. Blegh. We picked the wrong Brad. I was willing to give him a chance and I do still think he was the right coach for last year, but it’s become woefully apparent he ain’t it. He’s the NHL’s Dan Campbell.

3) Barry Trotz will never come here. FO would never pay him enough, if he even still wants to coach at all, is going to an O6 team. He’s already said that’s what he wants to do.

4) I think we’re gonna finish bottom 5, but Bedard will never be a Blue Jacket. Call me an ugly fan all the livelong day for thinking that the draft is rigged, but we all know Bettman would first suck his own dick before giving us a prize like him.

At this point I think all we can do is hope the morale of the locker room doesn’t infect the youth, that they develop properly until Jake and Off Road’s contracts expire or can be moved, and pray we land Fantilli or Carlsson in the draft. With our luck we’ll probably get Michkov, who will end up being the next Yakupov. Fuck everything.

EDIT: One more thing: Jalonen will never be HC. There’s a reason Euro coaches don’t come to NA, boys clubs aside. Maybe he could work as an assistant to at least see if he could work but God the way this sub talks they act like he’s some hidden Bowman, goddamn guys…