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OrchidVanilla is a female looking for a female in Blacksburg, VA
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Hello!

I've posted here a few times looking for a FWB. I got a lot of replies, but frankly most of them were just lazy. Lazy like selfies in gym bathrooms, like not using complete sentences, and what's worse, standing firm defending their lazy communications.

So, here's my ad again, still seeking a fwb or one night stand. (I'm bi, so men and women are equally welcome.) Here's the catch: I won't be reading replies in my chats. If you want to respond, I'll give you instructions at the end of this.

I'm a single, clean 41 y/o woman ln Blacksburg. I'm a smart, sex-positive person with a quick wit and numerous passions. I'd love to find the same. Being a good conversationalist is just about the sexiest thing there is.

I'm a bbw and have been told I have a "bohemian voluptuousness," which I'll accept.

My severe asthma doesn't allow me to be near any cigarette smokers, though 420 is fine.

I'd love to meet up as soon as tonight but definitely within a week. I can host but not travel

Please be prepared to send a pic, including a face pic, at some point if you want mine. No dick pics or nudes. .

Ok, here's how you can find me. The first part of my email address is the title of Bowie's first hit. The domain is the title of a Daniel Johnston song on the same subject. (It's on his Yip Jump album). So you'd write to [Bowie's first hit]@[Daniel Johnston song].com.

I'm hoping this will lead to trysts with hot music nerds!

Again, I'm not monitoring replies in this thread or DMs sent to me here.

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