Proof of identity/ratings linked to same PGP key

Hey dicksmacks, these are mystery boxes OF HATE, not specific boxes of orgiastic pleasure!

I will pick something(s) ~worth the BTC you send (cost of shipping counts, but packaging is free)

& ship it USPS delivery confirmation in my United States of America (FUCK YEAH!)

and I hope you will HATE IT so much you donate it to a thrift store that benefits war criminals!

If you want me to ship outside my United States of America (FUCK YEAH!),

come to America (FUCK YEAH!) like it was the sexiest human alive & go blind!

Minimum & maximum order amount?

Just publicly reply to this post with how much BTC you'll flush down my BTC-plated toilet, as if you've needed an enema since January 3, 2009!

BTC ONLY, no fucking fiat or shitcoin madness, THIS... IS... *BIT*MARKET!

Unless you want to be contractually bound for the rest of your life to pay it,

don't say any number (which will only be considered a BTC number no matter what),

because I get reply notifications via email that show exactly what you said,

and if the number you gave was just enough to cover my mystery box OF HATE,

and you refuse to pay and/or try to pretend you didn't say that number, like you're a scumbag politician (but I repeat myself),

I will drop negative reputations like sick beats, with screenshots!

No, Stares-At-Eclipses-Without-Eye-Protection, I'm not going to ship you vehicles, furniture, items illegal to possess, perishable food, and others that are illegal to ship (or cost more to ship than the actual item) via USPS, common carrier, or carrier pigeon, but if you want to meet a pigeon, they'll show you what brown will do for YOU...R FACE!

I will PM you, you won't PM me unless I see your reply on this post & PM you first.

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