I know I'm not the only one who was one.

I'm really jealous of people that can keep snacks in the house. But specifically, chocolate and cheese.

A friend of mine buys herself a really fancy chocolate bar about once a week. But it might take her a month to finish one. So she has a gorgeous basket of fancy chocolates, some opened, some not, and she'll just have a square or two of chocolate when she feels like it, usually with wine or when she's reading. The whole thing just seems so fancy and classy and sophisticated.

Another friend works at a market and she buys herself fancy cheeses, and she makes these little cheese and fruit boards whenever people come over. She just always has cheese on hand. It's not fair. I can't have cheese in my house. I can't have chocolate in my house.

Normal people are the worst.