He gets in there and stands out in front making a big deal like he's the head of the pack when really someone else is doing all the substantial work...99⅒% of the time you couldn't give a damn if he was there or not.

However, after you've blown your load you realize for a fleeting second that things wouldn't quite be the same if there wasn't someone there for a moment to be a total jizz bag. Ari Spryos is that jizz bag.

Ari Spryos has become the dramatic receptacle for all the corny, hackneyed, obvious characteristics and other bullshit the writers can't or won't assign to the rest of the cast.

Unless you want Mehfee take that role.