Hey there, we're a UK (West Midlands) based couple looking for someone who we can be friends with benefits with, we're not looking for a one night stand/one time thing or online only sexting, we're seeking something that could last a while that we can all enjoy and have fun with.

The type of friendship we're looking for is the type where we can hang out normally by watching TV, Movies or YouTube, playing some games whether it's card games, board games or video games as well as other activities we may enjoy. The sex side would hopefully be like the occasional (or regular) threesome with sexting in-between if there's distance involved and maybe jerk buddies if it feels right.

We are inexperienced with threesomes IRL as in we've never had one before but have used toys to simulate one and have enjoyed it so why not try the real thing? We've sexted with other people in the past both solo and together so we're experienced with online play, just not so much IRL play with other people, hopefully we find someone whom which can change that haha.

We're NOT looking for a dominant person who wants to take control and cuck us. We're ideally looking for someone who is a bisexual switch (or around there) who likes to be fair, equal and respectful as well as making sure everyone feels involved.

So About Us

M: 6'0, Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, Dad bod, Non Smoker, Non Drinker, Non Drug User, Bi Curious, Switch

F: 5'3, Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, BBW, Non Smoker, Occasional Drinker, Non Drug User, Straight, Switch

We're both clean and STI free.

Our Kinks & Fetishes

Toy Play, Stockings, Uniforms, Sexting, Dirty Talk, Threesomes, Hot Wifing, Voyeurism, Outside Sex, Light Bondage, Cum Play, Neck Kissing

Our Limits

Scat, Piss, Blood, Fisting, Hard Pain, Drugs and anything Illegal.

About You (Ideally)

21-33

Bi Curious / Bisexual

Switch / Respectful

Non Smoker

Non Drug User

Between 7 - 9 inches

Femboys and trans are also welcome!

If you are out of our age range then consideration will still be given but don't be disappointed if we don't get back to you. If you put just "Hi", "Hey" or any other variation with hardly any substance or lack of effort we're not going to put in the effort to reply. The more effort you put into your first message the more likely we are to reply to you, don't be scared to write a book, we will read it and more than likely get back to you.

Also if you say you're willing to send pictures in your first message then send them, we like looking and you may even get one back! 😉

Not sure what else to put here, we think that might be it? So if you feel like messaging us then feel free to do so, if you've read something here that you're not sure about feel free to ask and we'll answer. We look forward to hearing and reading your messages.

P.S. If you read our post and leave a comment saying "DM me", we're not going to, if you've taken the effort to leave a comment you could've just DM'd us 🙄