I just need to complain for a sec. My queer-hating mom used to say with disgust, "why are they (queer ppl) trying to shove their sexuality down our throats." Now as an adult when I hear any person say that I am filled with the rage of a billion suns and want to shove a rainbow megaphone down their throats and SCREAM into it, "YOU FUCKING BLIND-ASS IGNORANT RODENT-BRAINED NUTSACK OF A HUMAN! YOU STRAIGHTS are the ones who shove your sexuality down the throats of queer children. Straight people shove heterosexuality on queer people SO hard that they shame queer kids into killing themselves and try to make it illegal to exist (get married, have kids, adopt, take a shit in peace in public bathrooms, etc.) for those of us queer people who are still around! You shove YOUR sexuality down OUR throats by telling us God hates us and we're freaks of nature and we'll rot in hell for existing the way God/the universe made us just to turn around and accuse us of shoving our sexuality on yoir kids for being married or wearing a rainbow shirt grocery shopping!" And then leave my rainbow megaphone in their throats so they can actually for once ever get a glimpse of what it feels like to have had someone shove something down their throat.

Thank you for letting me complain. I needed that.

What color megaphone would you shove down a hateful insufferable straight person's throat?

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