At the time I was roomies with a buddy, I'll call him C, and his wife, M. I was partying pretty hard at this point in my life and it was not uncommon for me to come in late and drunk and wake up anywhere except my bed. My buddy asks his wife were pretty gracious about it though.

Privacy was really never a concern for me. C was in the shower one day and I walked into the bathroom to take a leak. While I was urinating I looked over and saw C watching me. He never said a word, but he didn't look away when he saw me looking at him watching. I finished, gave it a shake, then shook it at him, idk why... impulse I guess, then I put it away, smiled and left the bathroom.

A little later that afternoon I overheard C and M talking. He told her what I did in the bathroom, then they had a chuckle. I heard her asking about my cock. Of course he started to describe it to her. I got a little hard listening to them talk about me like that, especially them not knowing I was listening.

Now I've never really considered myself a well endowed guy, but he was very complimentary in his description of my member.

I didn't give it another thought and then I went out for the evening. Had a few drinks, danced, met some new people, then went home.

I wasn't shit-faced, but I did have a strong buzz going when I got home. Walking down the hall to my room, I noticed C and M's bedroom door open and the tv left on. Then I remembered their in depth discussion about my dick from earlier.

So me, being me, said fuck it. Worst thing they'd do is tell me to take my drunk ass to my room. I walked right in to their room. I took off my clothes. Then I crawled into their bed.

I closed my eyes and just laid there for a minute to see their reaction.

Of course I immediately stirred them when I did this.

I heard C whisper to M, "hey... look at this!".

She replied, "What the hell", to which he replied he's just drunk.

He then noticed I was naked. I did crawl in on his side of the bed, you know, in case the response wasn't desirable at least I wouldn't have snuggled in by her.

He told her to look as he lifted the covers to reveal me laying there naked.

Now I'm 20, a little drunk, acting on an impulsive thought, and now I'm laying there naked and vulnerable in their bed. I have to play it off right?

So I laid there like a rock and reflected on how this was not well thought out.

She snickers then I hear her mumble about wanting to see it hard.

I lay there, pretending to be asleep, when suddenly I feel a hand on my cock. I kept my eyes closed. I am bi, so I didn't really care who's hand it was.

Gripping and massaging my cock I feel the blood starting to flow. It's swelling up. I peek just a little. I'm laying next to C. M is hovering over him with his dick in her mouth while she's massaging and stroking my dick. Her face just inches away from my crotch.

I shift my legs and let out a pleasured, light moan while still pretending to be asleep.

There's a pause. She's still gripping my cock but not stroking it anymore.

They must have been communicating visually because neither of them said a word.

Next thing I felt was M's lips wrapping around the head of my dick.

I can't stand it anymore. I start to move my hips a little bit as I do this fake wake-up thing.... not sure how believable I made it, but they went with it.

I open my eyes and look down. She's sucking me more vigorously now. C and M are both playing with his dick as she sucks me. He just smiles at me in approval.

I put one hand on his shoulder and my other hand on her head. She's working me over hard now. C is jerking off harder now and M is giving me most of her attention.

I can feel it coming on. I tell her I'm about to cum. She pulls at C to come closer. She grabs both of our cocks and then she rubs my cock on his as I erupt.

I came all over his cock. She then smiled and started licking and sucking his cum covered penis. Needless to say, he didn't last long.

I reached down and held her hair and looked C in the face as he began to release his load in her mouth.

I kissed her on the cheek and C and I exchanged looks of approval and attraction. Then I left and went into my room without saying a word.