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I help my girl friend break up with her boyfriend
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I help my girl friend break up with her boyfriend

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My friend Jules is probably the definition of a "baddie". She can get drop-dead gorgeous dolled up just for a trip to the mall, and I guess I'm the gay best friend. It's hilarious because guys are always drooling over her and then looking over at me - the short skinny guy.

The thing about these gorgeous girls is that, well number one, they spend a LOT of money on hair, clothes and makeup. Like a lot

Number two, they have epic boy problems. Like.... epic. Because she has so many options, but she always end up letting the hottest but most stupid ones inside her.

"You have to help me break up with him" Jules groans while looking at her phone "Here just text him for me"

"Just ghost him" I joke "Plenty of dick in the sea"

"Noooooooo... well it's true" She reflects while checking out her eye makeup in the phone camera.

The men she hooks up with are so fucking hot. I wish I was her a lot of the time.

"Okay what if I just say I'm a lesbian?? That will work right?"

"On Kyle?? Honestly he'd probably ask for a threesome"

"You're right ..." She sighs while tossing her hair back "Are gay men easier?"

My heart pangs a bit

"Sorry Jay. I know" She gives me a sympathetic smile. "Oh no....." She looks at her phone.

"He wants to come over" She gets up and frantically cleans her room

"Why are you cleaning?" I lay back on her oddly furry blanket. "You're going to break up with him anyways?"

"Well I don't want him to think I'm a ...pig. He'll tell everyone!" Jules jams her clothes into a drawer and pushes it barely shut. She looks at her phone

"Oh. Em. Gee... he's here already"

I groan while laying down on her bed

"You have to go Jay!!!"

"Where am I supposed to go?? You picked me up remember?"

"Oh..." She giggles "Okay just hide in the closet"

"Excuse me?!"

"Just half an hour!!!" She giggles while pulling me up from her bed. I reluctantly head into the closet and set down, with her large range of clothes hanging above my head. It smells like her perfume even in here.

I can see pretty decently from the closet through the crack. Not everything but the bed is right in the sight line.

After hearing the door open and closing, I see Kyle and Jules come back in the bedroom.

"So how are you?" Jules asks

"I'm good babe" He goes in for a hug "You look beautiful"

"Thanks"

"I know I haven't been there for you ok? That's my bad" I see Kyle rub her back

Oh fuck. She's going to fall for it. Again. Just break up with him!! I scream in my head

"Listen Kyle... this isn't working for me"

Yes!

"What isn't working?" They sit down on the bed facing each other

"Us. You and me. We're always fighting"

"And then making up. And the making up is so much fun" He reaches out to touch her thigh

"Yeah it is but I can't handle the stress anymore. It's breaking out my skin"

I roll my eyes in the closet

"Your skin is beautiful babe" Kyle brushes her hair out of her face

"You're just saying that"

"Seriously babe"

I roll my eyes again. Straight people...

"I'll change babe. I promise. I want you to be in my life"

"You promise?" Jules looks up.

Game over.

"Promise" Kyle turns his cap backwards leans in for the kiss and she kisses him back. It evolves quickly to a full blown make out session. Kyle keeps pushing forward until Jules collapses on the bed.

Kyle takes his shirt off, and I'm surprised to see how hairy his chest is. The fur spreads across his pecs and down his stomach. For a clean shaven baby face, this is definitely a surprise. He puts his cap back on his brown hair and smiles while looking down at her.

Jules fumbles with her pants and Kyle helps tears them off.

What the fuckkk.

Kyle takes off his pants and boxers too and I'm once again surprised at how hairy his thighs and legs are. They are covered in a dark hair that I can see even from where I am.

His cock is already hard. He's looks about 6 inches with a big bush at the base. He spits onto his cock and rubs it in with his right hand, making his tricep flex

Fuck that's hot. I'm getting turned on by it too. I have to say Jules can choose really hot men. I wonder if his pits are just as hairy.

Kyle pulls her body so she's on her side facing the wall, and pushes his cock inside her. I watch his head tilt back and his mouth tighten. I rub my cock through my pants. He breathes out a sigh

He starts thrusting at her, with his eyes still closed and head back.

"Mmmm you're so big" Jules moans. Kyle's tight mouth turns into a smile as he fucks steadily. I rub myself while looking his hips thrust into her. Come on ... show me your pits. He slaps her ass and holds her legs, but not enough for me to see his underarms.

He pulls out to adjust himself and pulls her closer to him. His hard dick waves in the air for a brief moment before he goes deep inside her again.

"Oh..." Kyle lets out one deep moan with his mouth in a tight O shape. He pulls out and spreads her legs, making her lie on her back

Kyle teases the tip of his cock at the lips

"You're really wet babe"

He penetrates her again, and I watch his head tilt back again and he closes his eyes as he feels the warmth engulf his cock. He fucks slowly, and picks up the speed gradually

"Mmm..mmmm...mmm" her moans match his thrust.

"Can I cum babe?" He says like he's holding his breath

"A little longer" She moans

I stick my hands in my pants and stroke myself quickly, rubbing my precum from my dickhead onto the shaft for lube.

Jules moans are getting louder and louder. Kyle reaches down and rubs her lips as he fucks her hard. His face is clenched with concentration

"I can't hold it much longer babe!" Kyle grunts amongst the fucking sound

"Cum inside me! Cum inside me!" She moans

"Fuck!" He slams into her hard several times, making the bed creak. He falls forward and plants his hands on the bed. "Oh god! Mmmm... FUCK!"

His face is in a blissful agony. I stroke and feel myself get to the edge. I quickly take my pants off. I make some sound but their moans cover it up.

Kyle rocks into her and I watch his ass pump in and out his juices. He straightens his back while still inside her. He takes his cap off and runs his right hand through his hair.

When his hand gets to the back of his head, I catch a view of his dark full armpit hair.

I stifle my moan as I cum into my other hand, feeling my warm cum fill up my palm and drip between my fingers

Panicking, I suck up the cum from my hand and swallow it down. A bit bitter today. The smell of my own cum fills my nose

"I gotta go ok babe?" Kyle pulls out and looks for his clothes

"What? Already?"

"Sorry babe yeah I'm gonna game with the boys" He pulls on his shirt "see you later ok?"

I roll my eyes again.

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