Hey perverts,

I'm looking for a unicorn. You know, that perfect someone that just perfectly fits what you're looking for. Maybe that's you, and maybe I can be yours.

I'm a fat, perverted, nerd with a small uncut cock. I used to be big into gaming, and while I'm slowly getting back into it I prefer games like Minecraft and Factorio. I like to work on household projects and building things. I'm a porn addict and love nothing more than chilling it out with a nice porno playing and slowly massaging my cock.

I'm married, and I'm looking for an affair. I'm not looking to change my, or your, situation. I only play safe unless we can agree to being "exclusive." I'm mostly looking to jack off together, rub each other cocks, and possibly a little oral thrown into the mix. I'm open to more however. I'm a switch, but prefer to be more "dominate." I'd love a little slave boy to pleasure me, and then give them some reciprocation for a job well done.

I love BBW/SSBBW, Trans, and Femboy porn; I enjoy Hentai and quite adore a good Yiff. I love some role play whether it's a naughty family situation or something less taboo. I'm open minded and love to try out new things, but I'm not into Scat, Gore, or things like that.

I'd love to catch a movie, play some games together, or otherwise hangout and cap off the evening with a nice slow jerk session until we blow our loads all over each other's cock. I'm NOT interested in just sex; I need a best friend too.

If you're interested send me a message with a little bit about yourself. Be sure to include what turns you on, and what you enjoy doing when your not stroking your dick.