Mouth full of a title, I know. Imagine if you will a Venn diagram, each circle representing the 3 relationships outlined. The centre circle, that’s what I’m seeking. Someone I can banter with throughout the working day with topics such as “what’s hotter - chicks in black thongs or red thongs?” to “how would you recommend taking the next step in your career?”.

The kind of dude I’m looking for:

1. A good conversationalist. I really enjoy a good back and forth conversation. Doesnt always have to be intense but as someone who considers themselves a very good conversationalist, I don’t want to be the only person talking (or in this case writing)

2. Bi, str8, curious - likeminded. Straight up, I love fantasizing about dick and I’m hoping you are too. I have zero hesitation admitting to this. I love jumping between talking about hot chicks and hot dicks. I’ll dirty talk with the best of them.

3. Career driven/focused. I’m not talking some super A-type person. Im talking someone who enjoys the work they do, feels motivated to do a good job and has some positive insights to share. I want to make clear I have zero interest in knowing job specific info.

4. Honest and open. You want to tell me you’re feeling horny as fuck and want to scroll through subreddits of hot chicks and want to cum, go for it. Good chance I’m feeling the same. You want to vent about ohtani not coming to Toronto - I’m in. You’re trying to decide between two options - let me grab pen and paper and we’ll make a list together.

5. Available to chat throughout the work day.

What I don’t want:

1. The one or two word answer guy. Unless it’s “I came”, very good chance we’re not going to click. Not for long anyways. Piggybacking on that, if you’re not equally engaging and putting forward conversations or things you have on your mind, it’s going to be a drag for me.

2. Attracted to men alone. I want someone who’s equally turned on by ts and vs as much as ds.

3. If you feel compelled to want to call me daddy or tell me you’ve been a good boy. Hard pass.

4. Dick pics right out from the gate. I don’t mind swapping pics of our coin pouches - I actually enjoy it for what it’s worth. But let’s establish more than “hey” in your re: line followed by a poorly framed shot of your junk.

5. Don’t be that person who isn’t that into it and so just ghosts. Be a grown up, just say your heart nor dick are into and move on. Not difficult.

That’s effectively it, or atleast the important notes to highlight. I guess too I should probably give some “stats”. 39, Caucasian, cut, I genuinely have never measured my size - feels juvenile - its normal thought. Not going to win any prizes but also not going to frighten anyone. Now your turn