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39 M4M seeking Bromance meets Mentorship meets JObud
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FunnyConstruction619 is a male age 39 looking for a male
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Mouth full of a title, I know. Imagine if you will a Venn diagram, each circle representing the 3 relationships outlined. The centre circle, thatā€™s what Iā€™m seeking. Someone I can banter with throughout the working day with topics such as ā€œwhatā€™s hotter - chicks in black thongs or red thongs?ā€ to ā€œhow would you recommend taking the next step in your career?ā€.

The kind of dude Iā€™m looking for:

  1. A good conversationalist. I really enjoy a good back and forth conversation. Doesnt always have to be intense but as someone who considers themselves a very good conversationalist, I donā€™t want to be the only person talking (or in this case writing)

  2. Bi, str8, curious - likeminded. Straight up, I love fantasizing about dick and Iā€™m hoping you are too. I have zero hesitation admitting to this. I love jumping between talking about hot chicks and hot dicks. Iā€™ll dirty talk with the best of them.

  3. Career driven/focused. Iā€™m not talking some super A-type person. Im talking someone who enjoys the work they do, feels motivated to do a good job and has some positive insights to share. I want to make clear I have zero interest in knowing job specific info.

  4. Honest and open. You want to tell me youā€™re feeling horny as fuck and want to scroll through subreddits of hot chicks and want to cum, go for it. Good chance Iā€™m feeling the same. You want to vent about ohtani not coming to Toronto - Iā€™m in. Youā€™re trying to decide between two options - let me grab pen and paper and weā€™ll make a list together.

What I donā€™t want:

  1. The one or two word answer guy. Unless itā€™s ā€œI cameā€, very good chance weā€™re not going to click. Not for long anyways. Piggybacking on that, if youā€™re not equally engaging and putting forward conversations or things you have on your mind, itā€™s going to be a drag for me.

  2. Attracted to men alone. I want someone whoā€™s equally turned on by ts and vs as much as ds.

  3. If you feel compelled to want to call me daddy or tell me youā€™ve been a good boy. Hard pass.

  4. Dick pics right out from the gate. I donā€™t mind swapping pics of our coin pouches - I actually enjoy it for what itā€™s worth. But letā€™s establish more than ā€œheyā€ in your re: line followed by a poorly framed shot of your junk.

  5. Donā€™t be that person who ghosts. Turns out youā€™re not that interested or vibe isnā€™t there, thatā€™s cool. Say so. Not difficult.

Thatā€™s effectively it, or atleast the important notes to highlight. I guess too I should probably give some ā€œstatsā€. 39, Caucasian, cut, I genuinely have never measured my size - feels juvenile - its normal thought. Not going to win any prizes but also not going to frighten anyone.

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