Me: 6 feet tall, just under 7” cut, thin, very bi, chill, fun, affectionate. Can host sometimes, maybe half the time.

You: Thin or fit (I want a similar body type and no, don’t like super muscular guys either), no older than 46 (I mean it), also chill, preferably bi. Can also host sometimes. The more you can host, the more we can cum.

Looking for a regular jobud I can get together with at least once a week, sometimes two or three, sometimes as many times as our dicks can handle. NOT a romantic relationship but a real IRL friend I can also talk and bond and hang out with just doing normal stuff. Preferably bi because I jerk to straight and gay porn equally, but more importantly because I don’t have bi friends and I want someone I can trust and talk with about what it’s like dealing with bisexuality. Maybe “bromance” is the right word, I don’t know. Anyway, I’m looking for a dependable jerk bud who’s a relentless horndog but also capable of being a good, maybe even best friend.

Here’s the thing: don’t write me if you’re not sure you want something like this. The reason I said bi and didn’t say bi curious is I don’t have time for flakes and I don’t have time to beg a scared straight dude to pull the trigger and meet up with me. I came out years ago and I am comfortable in my sexuality and I’m not trying to deal with repressed bros who are gonna ghost when time comes to get face to face. If I’m interested in you, I’m not gonna disappear after chatting for days or weeks getting comfortable. I expect the same.

Not saying I have something against inexperienced guys. If you’re really sure you want to try this, write me! I’m super patient and understanding and will help make sure you’re comfortable...and then I’ll make you cum harder than any girl ever could. But seriously...I have a demanding job. Don’t waste my time. Don’t come at me if you’re not trying to cum with me. Fair?

Doesn’t matter to me what your relationship status is, if it doesn’t matter to you.

IMPORTANT: I meet in public ONLY the first time. In a bar or a restaurant. I don’t go to a stranger’s house and get naked, and I would never be dumb enough to ask a stranger to come to MY house. Straight guys have a serious problem with this and 100% of the time ghost when I tell them this, so know that if you respond to me that’s the deal and I will NOT back down on it. My safety and comfort are important and so are yours. I’ve heard way too many guys say “Someone I know might see me.” What, drinking? In a bar? With a male?! Look, if you can suck a dick you can sit in public with a friend, and if that’s a problem for you then your repression and homophobia is not my issue to calm.

Look. I’m just a horny bi dude who shoots big loads and wants to put on big ass, big titty, big dick porn and goon the fuck out with a hot boy and jizz all over each other. It does not need to be any more complicated than that, but somehow straight dudes keep making it so.

If you reply to me, state your age first. Let’s jerk!