There's a new trend of people who can't seem to read the "click here" to subscribe link, and they keep commenting "Subscribe whatever". Which results in BeetusBot replying with a comment that they're now subscribed, and listing who they're subscribed to.

Since we all rightfully upvote BeetusBot's listing of Other Stories, this is resulting in giant chunks of mostly irrelevant text in the middle of the comment section.

Just two people replying, with 12 subscriptions between them, is giving me an entire screen (1920x1080 resolution) of this spam.

This needs to stop. BeetusBot should be sending messages (not comments) to people who subscribe, and if they're replying to BeetusBot in a comment instead of clicking the link or manually sending a message, Beestus needs to chide them for it.