I've been trying to find a good dildo mount, especially for larger dildos, that isn't enormous, is adjustable, and is stable. There is surprisingly little out there in that meets any of these criteria.

So I've been thinking about trying to build my own, but I have absolutely no experience in woodworking and I have very limited tools to work with (I don't want to spend absurd amounts of money on this little project).

This is a simple illustration of what I'm thinking of:

https://preview.redd.it/35exoal3r4oc1.png?width=1684&format=png&auto=webp&s=8398b652f654fae944771526c8c04f0e9b59acb4

Does anyone know of anything like this that already exists? (Doesn't have to be made specifically for this purpose, just has to have a similar functionality/structure).

If not, how easy would it be for me to make this myself given my lack of experience and tools?

Any/all help and suggestions are welcomed!