Quiet, introverted couple looking to be more sexually ambitious. Our preference is for bi males, trans girls and couples with any combination of the above. No preference on age/race/etc. Cleanliness, grooming habits and cock size are our biggest concern. We are obsessed with large, cut cocks (7” and up) that are clean shaven (other body hair is OK). Huge bonus points for anyone who can cum gigantic loads :)

If this applies to you so far, please read the rest of the post to see if we’re a good match for you. We’re not a part of the TL;DR population and both happen to find reading comprehension to be very sexy :)

He is bisexual with an exclusive interest in oral, frotting and stroking. Mid-height, skinny and not that hairy (except his legs). Clean-shaven face and cock. 8” and cut with big balls. She is bicurious with an interest in scissoring and being licked by another woman. Shorter and slightly curvy with very sensitive nipples, shaved pussy and a particularly lovely butt :)

We’re both consistently showered and groomed and require that you be, as well. We’re also very much the slower and sensual side as opposed to super rough or kinky, so please keep that in mind! The extent of our kink play is just dildos and cock rings. We enjoy watching porn while stroking and edging ourselves/each other.

Personality-wise, we’re laidback artist/musician types. We enjoy being around open-minded people, whether they’re introverted (like us) or extroverted (and want to help us out of our shell for a little while). We’re not into sports, we don’t say “bro” and we don’t drink or “party.”However, however we are extremely 420 friendly and occasionally psychedelic-friendly. We’re into a huge variety of music and cinema. We can also nerd out on Star Wars and Marvel for extended chunks of time :)

FOR COUPLES: We’d love for you to be a bisexual couple, but there’s a little wiggle room in that policy if you’re down for some same room play or maybe even just join one of our masturbation sessions. Ultimately though, a couple we can rely on for consistent same-sex play and occasional hetero-swapping would be THE BEST :)

FOR SINGLE TRANS GIRLS: We’re both pretty inexperienced with you lovely ladies but would love to talk further about what we could all do together. Send us a DM ;)

FOR SINGLE MEN: As trusting as we’d like to be, the first wave of responses to this post proved that a little more scrutiny must unfortunately be applied in this category. Only bi guys will be considered. If you’re not even into getting sucked by a guy, this isn’t the right post for you. Be forthcoming and honest with your pics. We’re not into the whole humiliation/bull/dominance/submission dynamic. We’re more interested in different combinations of us sucking you and us filling her up and all the different ways we can accomplish this creatively :)

Please respond with some information about yourself and definitely some cock pics if you don’t have any in your profile. YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY IGNORED IF YOU DON’T SEND ONE IN YOUR FIRST MESSAGE!!!