So I love Bambi sleep. I’ve been listening for weeks now and it’s even improved my sex life with my partner.

Well this week his dad had a heart attack. It’s not looking good. The man has a quad bypass that’s a few years past expiration and they just put in a stint. With the negative news I’ve been worried about him so I haven’t been listening to the files. Last thing he needs are thirsty texts and begging from me, he knows he can have me anytime he wants me anyway.

So a few days ago, as I was falling asleep, I began to suffer from sleep paralysis. Happens to me as I go to bed every once in a while. Well, i like creepy shit so I often lay there and watch/feel my paralysis demon do creepy shit. She appears like a dead corpsey woman all half decayed and wet looking but this time she wasn’t there. Instead I began to hear the Bambi triggers and Bambi sleep files. I would have stayed to listen longer but instead of feeling the normal sensations of a corpsey demon lady dragging me from my bed, I felt something tickling my armpits so I had to shake off the paralysis bc only thing worse than being murdered in sleep paralysis is being fuckin tickled.

I thought my phone had started playing it on its own though, the file came through so clear. When I shook off the paralysis and there was no music or evidence of the files being playable from my open tabs I got pretty excited. The fact that this file is so embedded in my subconscious that it played instead of the live action horror from the creepy movies I’ve watched in my life is pretty hot.