What? Oh, wait, yes, hi! Yeah, ha, ha . . . No, no, I recognize you. Right, right, you're from the finance group. You and what's-her-name -- yeah, Alicia! Yeah, I've seen you around the office. I guess I just wasn't expecting to bump into anyone I knew, you know, uh, here.

Me? Oh, well, sometimes I stop by this place and, you know, just kinda . . . look around. But . . . oh, no, no, no. No, I don't . . . I mean, jeez, you know . . . I'm not looking for . . . Ha, I mean, did you think I came here because I was looking for . . . ? Pfffff . . . No, it's just, you know, you read some of these posts, you know? Yeah, I just, I mean, some of them are really funny, that's all. I get a kick out of . . .

Yeah. Well, yeah, that's true. Maybe not so much "funny," maybe more "pathetic." Yeah. I can see that.

Oh, yeah, I totally agree. Losers. Right, no, that's totally true. I guess I hadn't . . . but, yeah, you're right. What a bunch of losers! Ha, looking for . . . you know . . . online? I mean, sad sacks, am I right?! What are they thinking? Oh, that's so true! No, I would never come here looking for . . . you know . . . unless, I don't know, unless maybe . . . you . . . were . . . ?

No, no, no, I wasn't suggesting . . . no. Did you think I was saying I wanted to . . . you and me? I mean, gross, right?

Yeah, no, I don't mean you're gross, it's just . . . the whole thing. I mean . . . hello? Is this even hygienic? Ha, ha. I mean, that is such a private part. Intimate. Really intimate.

I'm sure you're very clean.

No, yeah, right. Now, I can definitely see that. Yeah, I can totally see that. Just completely, uh, cis-hetero- . . . uh, cis-het- . . . uh, what was that? Yeah, cis-heteronormative. Right. Patriachy. Oh, totally patriarchal. Right. No. No. No, I'm definitely not for that. I am so against that. Yes, objectifying.

Except, if you think about it, you know, the guys are pleasuring the ladies, so it's kinda . . . uh . . . you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, I hadn't thought about it that way. No, they are such shitheads. Ha, frat boys! Ha, ha . . . Ha, ha . . . Ha, heh . . .

Well, I dunno . . . I guess maybe I'll just head over to r/gonewil-- . . . ah . . . I mean, r/occupywallstreet. Yeah, good, good. You, too! Maybe I'll see you on Monday. No, yeah, eat you at the office. SEE you at the office. Ahem. See you then.

Wow, I thought she'd never leave! But not that we've gotten rid of her, let's talk about how I will eat your p-u-s-s-y!

While I want both you and I to have a great time, I do take all of this seriously. In real life, I am completely normal, safe, sane, responsible, stable, and respectful. See profile for post history. All limits respected. And if we do agree to move forward, we'll meet in a safe, public place first and not move anywhere private until we're both comfortable with it. Can't be too careful on this Internet!

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