With temperatures steadily lowering, are you looking for the comfort of a nice, warm, big spoon in your life? Do you like feeling safe and secure in the soft, squishy arms of someone at your back? This post just might be for you!
Expert big spoon here, looking to provide his service to those in need this time of year. Well versed in many positions, including big spoon with arm pillow, the "clutch bag", and the sloppy spaghetti. Also works on a couch, but results may differ.
What makes me qualify for the job? Many years of on the job training, a husky physique perfectly tailored for big spoonin' to avoid any sharp bones or outcroppings, and a deep understanding of the principles of coziness.
Seriously though, Im just a husky nerdy dude lookin' for some physical closeness. Im freakin' lonely and this time of year sucks for that. If I've piqued your interest, let me know.
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