I love a woman with natural body hair. Something about it is so wild and subversive; it turns me on more than anything else. I enjoy running my fingers through fluffy hair and feeling it tickle my nose. I want you to ride my face and smother me in your massive muff. Make me smell and lick your sweaty pit hair. Let me tease your bum fuzz with my tongue while I eat your ass. I want to get lost in your lady fur.

A bit about me: I am 37. I live in central Maryland not far from Annapolis. I’m tall, dark, and handsome-ish, white, and cis-male presenting (but a bit more nuanced than that). Got dat dad bod, but I’m reasonably healthy and attentive to diet and exercise. Have all my hair and teeth—which I floss and brush, along with showering daily and clipping my toenails. I’m a Lefty, vegetarian, clean and sober. In therapy. Licensed professional with a bachelor’s degree. Wry, sardonic sense of humor. Introverted, but charming. Music snob. I love small dogs. For fun, I go on long walks, binge-watch shows, see live music, attend trivia nights with friends, prepare cheese boards, cook, and listen to NPR. That may sound kinda boring, but I assure you: I’m odd and snarky enough to keep conversation interesting. I’m single, never married, and child-free with the intent to stay so. I have a high sex drive and care very much about my partner’s pleasure and bringing orgasms into the world. I cuddle after sex. I listen. I understand the words “no” and “stop.” I don’t balk at wearing protection. And I don’t want anyone to do anything they don’t enjoy.

I find a variety of ages, skin colors, and body types beautiful. I’d prefer someone perhaps within a decade of my own age, with dark hair, in reasonable-to-“curvy” shape. However, I’ll leave my options open; personality and rapport are more important than anything. Shaved legs and light grooming are fine, but I’m really looking for a full bush and underarm hair. I am open to gender-queer and “het for hookups” folk. It’s okay if you drink and smoke, but I’ll pass if you’re using anything harder.

Ideally, we would meet weekly for safe, discreet, and respectful FWB fun with abundant communication about our needs. Exclusive play with each other is preferred, but I will consider a nonexclusive partner as long as safety and transparency are priorities. I am open to an LTR if the romantic spark arises naturally, but I’m a hard sell; I know when it’s there and when it isn’t, and I don’t pretend. I cannot host—I share a home with people who are respectable 😉—but I am happy to travel up to an hour or so from my location, which encompasses D.C., NoVa, Baltimore, Frederick, and the Eastern Shore. I currently work weekends, so mid-week rendezvous are preferable.

Health and safety are extremely important to me. I will require we exchange proof of COVID vaccination, recent STI test results (I’m clean as a whistle as of testing 10/27), and proof of oral or non-oral birth control if that is something you use; although, it’s obviously your choice, and I’m happy to wear a condom either way. I will also want to meet at least once for nonsexual interaction in a public place for a vibe check and conversation about what we want. ‘Cause, you know, we should probably like each other at least a little.

If you’ve read to the end and are still interested, start a chat and tell me your favorite music artist. Please include a SFW photo, and I will return one in kind.

(Don’t waste your time if you’re selling content/services or running some kinda game; you won’t get anywhere with me.)