Hello fellow Marylanders. I come to you today in the market, firstly, for a person to share some VIP tickets to Field of Screams with me on Friday the 30th of September. Secondly possibly for a romantic/sexual partner. What I'm looking for is someone who loves to go to haunted attractions whether it's because they like to get scared or love to see other people get scared and enjoy the props, costumes, and actors. Horror/Horror Attraction fans get extra points. Someone who is a great conversationalist gets tons of extra points. A fellow musical/anime/video game fan gets some extra points. All three of those plus more sympatico factors and I may fall in love with you!

Also, if you are interested, please consider this an R4R post if you're someone who is polyamorous/open to polyamory. I am a 32 year old pansexual Dad. Six feet tall around 235 pounds (absolute Dad bod if you like those). I have shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, and naturally pointed canines if you're into the vampire/wolfish look. I have one nesting partner whom I raise our daughter with and am a huge geek. I love anime and manga. Going to sing karaoke. Looking through flea markets for crazy finds. Doing escape rooms. Throwing axes and gushing about random stuff I've been enjoying lately or have enjoyed in the past.

Whether you want to come with me as a friend for Field of Screams or if you'd like to make it a date I will need a few things from you first!

1. I will need to be able to chat with you for a bit before agreeing to you being my Scream Mate for the evening. This way I can get a feel for you and sus out whether you'll stab me or not. Plus it makes it way less awkward to drive together for nearly three hours to already have a rapport.

2. Please be able to meet me at a public location near my zip code so we can carpool in my vehicle up to Field of Screams in PA. I am a good driver and will not ask you for gas or food money. I have a good paying job and the tickets are my treat. You are absolutely able to check the vehicle before we leave as well as let a friend/family member know my vehicle make/model and license plate if it helps you feel more safe.

3. Please do not ask if we can bring anyone else with us. I'm trying to have a great time with a new friend/potential partner, not ferry you and your best pal/actual date to FoS and back and just get ignored for most of the night. I'm sure your cousin Brad is super nice but I'm trying to hang with you, not him.

4. Please be between 26-40. I will allow for some wiggle room around those ages but really prefer to stick with someone who I can relate better with and in the same section of life.

5. No Republicans/Conservatives, anti-vaxers, TERFs/SWERFs, cops, Trumpers, or racists. I'm an LGBTQ , BLM, ACAB, Sex Work supporting, Pro-Choice liberal and if you aren't also we are not going to get along.

If you're still around I hope you'll shoot me a message and we can get to chatting and have an awesome time! I don't know how much attention this will get so if you aren't picked as my companion don't fret! I try to go to a lot of horror attractions in October and I'd love to take you to Bennet's Curse or, if you don't mind a drive, out to Galena to this hidden Gem called 301 Devil's Playground. Not Legends of the Fog though, that place has just been too disappointing and 1000% not any of the Kim's Krypt attractions. Or just to hang out sometime as I'm always open to new friends. Just please understand I'm a Dad first and foremost. Hope to hear from you and Happy early Halloween! 🎃