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66 [M4F] 22306 - Seeking fake spouse for domestic comfort / local easy outings
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ThrowMeAwayVirginian is a male age 66 looking for a female in Baltimore, MD
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I miss having a spouse. But it's so much work, the 24/7 thing, morning breath, everything. Current OLD system puts the entire romance / kissy kissy / sex thing in front of everything else, or focuses on hookups and FWBs. It's sex sex sex. In real life, that's such a small part of the package of having a friend. Just wears people out.

I'm looking for a nice comfy laid back lady with a good sense of humor for playing house or casual outings, preferably someone local. Maybe get together a time or two a week for an evening. Chat, cook dinner, eat, take a walk or watch a video. Just standard spouse stuff. Or meet locally to do something, anything. Cup of coffee. Walk along the waterfront. Fly a kite. Look for oddities and such.

Age is not important, except for the (I hope) obvious lower limit, whatever that is.

Cuddling optional, and entirely possible without swapping bodily fluids.

I am not adverse to the romance, kissing, etc. Just seems that should evolve naturally and isn't necessary for an intimate friendship.

People get all focused on physical things. I'm fit enough, tall enough, educated enough, more than liberal enough (I actually can't see anyone in government who is liberal enough - time to kill off much of the capitalism in the system), fairly versatile on food (I will shop at Aldi Mom's H-Mart Wegman's Lidl Trader Joe) with increasing movement towards a vegetarian diet. I like coffee, but can't drink too much of it. I'm pretty much retired. But I make pretty things. I used to do interesting work with smart people. I know how to ride 2 wheeled machines, can walk pretty well and a long distance. I can sail a boat. I can't really fly a plane, and I won't jump out of one. I will do a zip line!!!!

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a female
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