I’m going to be straight up: I’m a woman and I like sex. Like, even when I was getting it 3-4 a week, I wasn’t getting enough.
I’m not getting any younger and I really don’t have the patience to actually date through a bunch of people only to find out they don’t actually enjoy sex, their drive doesn’t meet mine, or they aren’t into the whole polyamory thing. I do like going out and knowing what makes you tick. I’m sarcastic to the point people think I’m a bitch and somewhat an idiot. I’m not opposed to finding a relationship, but I’ve been burned a few times before so I have my doubts.
So if you can handle my admittedly batshit mood swings, fears of abandonment, can handle open relationships, my tendencies to be obnoxious when I’m drunk (I don’t drink as much as I used to), and my workaholic tendencies, we might be a match. You must be able to host, and not in a car parked somewhere.
I’m BBW, Asian, and have photos in my post history. You will be white, older, silver fox-ish, and nerdy. I take great joy in ignoring people who are cocky enough to think I’m going to respond if they don’t actually meet my picky standards.
I won’t use kik or snapchat. I will use text, gmail, and wickr. If you’ve made it this far and aren’t turned off by 20 lbs of crazy in a 5lb bag, you should send me a message. Also put some effort into it?
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