Outgoing play partners looking for a bi or str8 bull for threesome fun this Sat, 1/18. Please don’t waste our time hitting us up from a blank profile and then make it hard to know what you look like. We’re putting ourselves out there and expect the same transparency. We are flexible with body types but have a strong preference for fit & confident individuals like ourselves. If you don’t read this or send a low effort message, you’ll be ignored.

Tell us your location, host/travel preference, sexual orientation, experience with threesomes/group play, and general availability. We’ll likely wanna schedule a casual meetup first at a bar or coffeehouse and be open to playing after if the vibes are right.

Huge preference goes to: * Guys who can host or can cover the cost of a hotel (or are ok playing in a shared living situation; my housemates keep to themselves, all know I’m a bi slut and are all respectful but I do not live alone) * Guys who are bi/pansexual (we can work with curious/flexible, but legit bi and can talk about your experiences with men is preferred) Deal-breakers: * Inexperienced with threesomes or any group play. * bigoted/intolerant against the LGBTQ community. * not local to the DMV. Must live in DC, MD, or VA, NO EXCEPTIONS. * not a dealbreaker, but tell us your favorite ice cream flavor so we know you read this. * lying to increase your chances. I am VERY experienced with this & sexual FOMO is real. DO NOT tell me you’re bi when you’re not. DO NOT claim to have a F partner you play separately from when you’re single AF, using an ex’s pics to get more game and your girl suddenly is never available. DO NOT claim to be single only to flake on us because the wife/gf you’re cheating on is onto you. I will be the one vetting and I am aware of ALL the tricks of the trade.

Pic of us in action: https://www.flickr.com/gp/186119581@N08/yZ7n5378jK