Yes, I’ve posted before looking for a 3rd. Sadly, that didn’t work out. It’s been a few months since I last looked and the idea of snuggling up with 2 guys this winter has been sounding pretty delightful. Guess it’s time to put out feelers again.

I’m looking for a guy to help me fulfill my fantasy of having a MFM. I’d like to be the center of attention of 2 mouths, 4 hands, 2…you know. No M-M contact needed or expected. Fortunately I have a lovely friend who’s game to help make this happen for me. He likes to share and I like to be shared. Win-win.

We can host in a nice hotel in the general DMV area. Primarily daytime/weekday available, but possibly some weekday evening availability. Weekends are hard.

Us (really her, lol): * I’m (the she of this ad) 45; he’s early 30s * We’re fwb, heavy on the F and the B * I’m in a long-term db at home, hence the fwb * I’m plus-sized. Running about 305 lbs/22-24/3x. Smaller boobs than I’d like (but they’re pierced!); big ass. Tallish for a woman but not tall. * He’s tallish and has a sturdy build which is great because I don’t have to worry about breaking him. * We’re laidback, not pushy, and care about comfort and consent for all involved. I’m not going to rush into anything with just anyone. * Educated professionals with lives and hobbies. Smart and funny and pretty charming. * DDF, play safe, aren’t into 420, not big drinkers. * Not particularly vanilla but also okay with mostly vanilla * I’m identifiably Jewish so if that bothers you, find a nice non-Jewish girl. A weird thing to have to say, but people have big feelings about things and I don’t like surprises. * I would like to find someone I click with and like as a human. In an ideal world, maybe you and I would also play solo. This doesn’t have to be a one-time thing, but also can definitely be one-time.

You: * 28 ; no real upper limit but my lower limit is firm. Super firm. * Local or someone who visits regularly * Mature and experienced and knows that porn isn’t an accurate representation of female desire or sex in general * Normal, sane, respectful, fun, nonjudgmental * Not pushy, patient, willing to put some time and effort in before meeting. We have obligations and lives and work travel, so it may take time to coordinate a meet up. * Expert cuddler and maker-outer * I don’t care about your relationship status, but be honest and upfront about it.
* I’d prefer if you were on the taller side (5’10” ) and kinda sturdy, but not a deal breaker. It’s really not. * I’m most physically attracted to white, black, Latino, or mixed men. I love a good accent. * I am a size queen. That is not a deal breaker and I don’t want dick pics, but I won’t complain if you’re well-endowed. He is. Heh. * Please actually like big girls. I love my body and I want you to not be able to keep your hands off my chub.
* Open-minded and not completely vanilla * DDF, play safe, respect boundaries

I (the female half) will be doing the screening and deciding who I’d like to talk to and possibly meet, so please keep that in mind when replying. Women want to receive a well-written message with some content about you. I don’t reply to short replies or people who just say “hey”. Give me something to work with. Photos help.